Bah! Bah! Bah! BAAAAAAH!!!

OxyPoro·8/3/2016, 6:12:58 AM·1 votes·415 views

This shit damage overflow season is so fucking dumb it's ridiculous, if you're ever fall the in the least behind you need defensive stats not to get instantly buttfucked by your opponets. Yet if you invest in defenses, especially as a primary damage dealer, you kill your chances of coming back since defenses loses value as the game progresses (far more so than in earlier seasons) and delays building damage making comeblack plays even harder to do as the game progresses and not least, the fucking strategy doesn't even fucking work against teams that have true damage dealers or simply outscales yours.

BAH!

If you're ever behind and the opposing team manages to secure a red drake the game is basicly over. The ammount of shere RNG that can amplify a lead (every drake, riftherald, scaling, map control) vs the lack of comeback mechanics and play outside of securing a red drake (25% chance and must practically be unconstested, yah.. right) or having a comp that massively outscales makes this season so incredibly fucking cancer.

And don't even get me started on the ever so overtuned champs that get compensated as soon as they get touchéd because derp, derp and fucking derp.

BAH!

These are also the same reasons that makes winning games is so unexciting. Beceause YIPPIEEEEE!!!!!! I fucking outmanouvre, out cc and outstat you, get deleted NUUB! SO MUCH FUUUUUUN!!!

BAH!

So yeah right Riot, amp the damage more, why not pump it up by a full 1000%, insert more RNG into the game, like Ancient King Bowser Drake for 2x stats 3x drake amp and ultra mega baron minions! Wouldn't that be fucking awesome?!!!

Or why not return to being able to invest 30 skillpoints into a single tree and reward those that do with effects like Conquerors Ultra Bloodlust (500% heal), Turbo Fervor of Battle (kills champs on eveyr third auto), Megafire Grasp (3 seconds death timer on affected champs), Godraider's Surge (1000% speed amp), Omega Thundergods (thirds cast kills), Godwind's Blessings etc (invulnerable for 3 seconds after heal/shield), etc, I'm sure that will make LCS players play less safe and make matches SOOOO MUCH more exciting to watch!

BAAAAAAAH!

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

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