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Riot please comment Teemo Problems

The Swift Yordle·10/9/2019, 7:23:02 AM·4 votes·2,736 views

Hello Riot & other people who took the time to read...

I’m ashamed. Of being a Teemo. I know I just got a buff but I feel like a useless piece of crap still. I take all the runes right. I build correctly right. But enemy side all has oracle lens... builds full MR ... presses 1 button and one shots me. It’s like wth??

Rework my champs speed... A.A. range ... E ... W ... Q... like Jesus Christ even my passive is useless. I’m so over Teemo I can’t even play him in Platinum.

So ADC or A.A. based people get off 2 autos before my blind goes through...

My A.A. range is so crap 500 really wtf?

My r is so countered in team fights... idk why u designed a rune that reduced the cool down of oracle lens and trinkets like for reals? Not to mention dusk-blade. And my R doesn’t even have extra life... (hit points)

My W speed is slow... and removed by dmg from enemies why????

My passive stealth should give me stealth for 1-2 seconds out of a bush (only ) like let me avoid ganks wtf. Put a cd on it do something

My E ticks for nothing and it’s a crappy version compared to malazar whom liandras and rylias both applies the effects while mine doesn’t.

My blind doesn’t apply my E and it’s the same set of darts why????

Why is my blind range so small (distance to cast) Why does it last so little? On the website it says 680 range but yet draven who is 550 range can auto me twice before it hopes off and the affect kicks in. ????

Why isn’t my blind treated as A.A. based ability and apply effects for example: why doesn’t rapid fire cannon increase its range of my Q-blind or proc grasp or klepto like gang plank or Ezreal

Why does my blind take 1-2 seconds for effect to begin and an adc auto me 2-3times before it goes off

Why can Kai’sa q hit me through a blind.

Why can Xayah still prof her feather passive while blind

Why can miss fortune q me still while blind

Like wtf

I’m sick of being weak address real issues.

26 Comments

Padoµch10/9/2019, 11:20:33 AM3 votes

I mean, I think he is ok. If the enemy gets onto you, you are in trouble. Maybe you are trying too hard to be aggressive with him? Looking at your op.gg you are taking ignite, maybe you can take TP and just farm up, poke the enemy a little bit if he comes for minions, it workes. I play Teemo sometimes and for me, he does his job, he is annoying. Btw, I dont feel like Q range is small at all, I´ve played Teemo mid and basically abused champs like Brand and Syndra with Q range.

Sinful Succubus10/9/2019, 7:52:49 AM2 votes

ipav999 is a Teemo one trick in high diamond/challenger who streams on twitch

he plays mostly Teemo

he makes a new account every now and then and gets it to dia by playing mostly Teemo (unless he's banned or picked)

i don't think the champion is the problem

Jesi Oni10/9/2019, 10:15:46 AM1 votes

Remove oracle trinket... Bring back oracle potion. 500g

Hi im 1210/9/2019, 11:51:18 AM1 votes

teeto has 52% wr lmao, are you an ahri main that qqs about your champion being weak while at 52%? also if its ranged and goes top, remove it

Ahri Baka10/9/2019, 12:45:15 PM1 votes

Yeah Why not just buff teemo and make

  • His range 800
  • Make his Q blind last 5 seconds
  • Make his W speed gain 500 MS because it's not fair to only get 52% at max rank WTF RIOT
  • Make E Apply even teammates Abilities and Auto attacks
  • Make Teemo passive give 5 seconds stealth out of bush , OP why dafuq only 1 or 2 seconds?
  • Make shrooms bigger and Oracle CD 500 seconds and can only be purchased by 1 teammate , why would a 0 cost item destroy our shrooms?
  • Make his Blind even Blind Abilities as well , why dafuq Kai'sa can Q me and Lux root me when I blind them? it doesn't make sense dude.

Q: are you shitposting? A: I didn't want the OP to shitpost alone, but you know something , it's not shitposting I bet he believed all of that and want it to come true actually.

LightswornLance10/9/2019, 1:59:06 PM1 votes

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA teemo player XDDDD God I love absolutely obliterating ranged toplaners.

Keiaga10/9/2019, 9:35:42 PM1 votes

At worst he has a 51% winrate in diamond and it only improves the lower elo you get. In fact hes in the top 5 best performing toplaners in lower elo.

Im starting to play him more and he also feels fun.

The character isn't bad, it's just you

GilxeN10/9/2019, 9:49:00 AM1 votes

You have no right to cry about magic resist, cuz magic resist atm is most useless stat, since damage scalings always outscale your built magic resist item.