So I made a list of ideas to balance the game around low elo

Seeing as people are fed up with it being balanced around professional play. So here we go.

1. Remove wards from the game. They're useless items that nobody ever uses, so we might as well get rid of them.
2. The support role should be abolished. It's impossible to climb with it because of "bad teams", so we should make SR into a 4v4 map instead.
3. Master Yi and Garen are extremely overpowered and too easy to play, they should be nerfed into the ground and left there to rot.
4. Remove the fog of war. It's unfair when I'm pushing my laner to their tower and suddenly get ganked. I shouldn't be punished for "winning lane".
5. Have minions automatically give you gold when they die near you. CSing is boring and hard, and laning should be focused around fighting your opponent.
6. Teleport should be removed because it is a troll spell. Ignite is obviously better if you want to win lane and carry your team.
7. Feeding should be punishable. I lose too many games because of them, so we should ban people for dying. Except me, because sometimes I have bad games.

If anyone else has any suggestions, feel free to comment.

EDIT: Are there actually people who think this was serious?