"1v1 me"

Candoodle··24 votes·2,556 views

ok a few of things

  1. it's a team game, coordination is key, I would not have gone in for that trade that i would have obviously lost had the jungler not been on the way. It's called "bait" A 1v1 will do nothing to fix your bronze macro

  2. You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how the game is balanced and roles. Not every champion is balanced around being a duelist and even champions that are designed as such have bad matchups or cheese counters (yasuo meet top lane rammus)

  3. Lastly, I'm a nunu main and just by the nature of his kit I win 99% of match ups. Despite this I have no grand disillusions of me being a 1v1 god or good at the game, nunu has zero mechanics the only way i lose a 1v1 is if i outplay myself which, as mentioned is hard to do with nunu

Everytime i see "1v1 me" in chat I automatically dismiss that player as a derp who thinks he's playing streetfighter instead of a moba

23 Comments

Big Lincoln10 votes

tl;dr scared to 1v1

Jeddy0171 votes

*Cami is released* "Where you running, bitch?"

Big Lincoln4 votes

Bard say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

Oelyk1 votes

Anyone else would be fine. But Bard... UURUGGGGG

Denims Wrath6661 votes

you can tell you ruffle some of these fucking nerds skirts sometimes when you just flat out say it. like "bitch, im done arguing with you, lets settle this shit" " naw dude ITS A TEAM GAME :(". little shits shit talking that wont back that shit up, makes me shit myself in anger.

Sckullzz2 votes

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you can tell you ruffle some of these fucking nerds skirts sometimes when you just flat out say it. like "bitch, im done arguing with you, lets settle this shit" " naw dude ITS A TEAM GAME :(". little shits shit talking that wont back that shit up, makes me shit myself in anger.

you got issues lol

Denims Wrath6661 votes

I see, so asking you to back your shit talking up with some proof of skill means i have issues. yup, thats a winner mentality. you'll go far friend.

ChaosReignsDown5 votes

I love it when people say this. It means they lack the understanding of how the game works and prob will not win the game.. and they are tilted lol. Also, most of the time when you accept and say add me after game and we can 1v1.. they will not. Either way, lets you know who to camp as the jg. :)

Candoodle4 votes

who to camp as the jg

Exactly this

whenever i see a mid or top say "pff cant 1v1" or "nice camp" i always reply with "brb"

IPinPC3 votes

I found ridiculous when somebody calls 1v1. I always answer: "sure, let's play sc2, it's a game for 1v1".

FioraWillCarry1 votes

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I found ridiculous when somebody calls 1v1. I always answer: "sure, let's play sc2, it's a game for 1v1".

SC2 is for noobs. SC:BW....now that's a man's game.

IPinPC1 votes

Both requires more mechanical skills than LOL.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

4 . If you want to 1v1, play toplane.

Oelyk2 votes

In an Ideal world that would work.

Reality: Jungle camps the shit outa you

A Dizzy Lulu2 votes

1v1 me

TheTrueQuarian1 votes

1v1 me on rust feqqit

Denims Wrath6661 votes

naw dude, lock out.

Belferlop1 votes

do they mean in the game or play another game in which you would square off

Candoodle1 votes

irrelevant

if they mean in the game i say "meet me at baron" and then ping jungler to come too i rarely respond to challengers after a match only when im really salty and feel like showing some derp what it means to 1v1 a nunu and how relevant that is to player skill

Divewing1 votes

I agree with everything you said, but if as a laner, you NEED constant jungler presence to win/go even, you're in trouble, because not every jungler you come across will know how/want to/can be bothered being that invested in someone who is unlikely to carry their game.

khorney1 votes

Nah fam. When people call me trash and a siege bot, I'm like if I'm so trash why are you all backing to kill 1 siege bot... Or if I'm so bad why are you so scared to fight me byourself. You talk. Crap to me and don't back it up.

Anomander1 votes

I had a jax say that to me once...... I was leona..........He rage quit a few minutes after.

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