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I love Marksman Mains

Fırewall·4/19/2015, 8:13:21 AM·2 votes·940 views

It doesn't matter if you think you're a challenger Jinx main, it doesn't matter if you actually fail. It doesn't matter at all if you think you've got lane advantage against a Caitlyn as Vayne. It doesn't matter if despite my obvious preference towards supports, you try to teach me how to play my own role.

I, no... We, the supports, still love you.

Call me a useless feeder for dying for you, walk into the enemy team 1 v 5, It'll never matter, my love for you, is unconditional, I don't know why I'd take such abuse, maybe it's your gorgeous AD, maybe it's that amazing mobility, or your personalitities.

Just kidding, I just want that juicy LP, you can go take a walk after our match with your enormous undamaged ego.

"Laning Phase starts, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until 20:00 . I shall take no minion , hold no kills , father no hate. I shall wear no items and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the CC in the bush . I am the watcher of your life . I am the shield that guards the realms of our base. I pledge my life and honor to The Supports, for this bot lane and all the bot lanes to come."

6 Comments

Passionlip4/19/2015, 10:07:42 AM1 votes

slowclap

WolfChases4/19/2015, 11:32:17 AM1 votes

I am a marksman main and I never blame my support unless he's trolling or playing Blitz, Thresh or Leona and he hides behind my ass all the time :D and yes, I usually hate support players who start with relic and than they don't even think of taking the canon or even the caster minion.

stuartk114/19/2015, 1:02:52 PM1 votes

You know that there are also terrible "Support mains" aswell. They're not as common as ADC mains and don't usually have as large egos (I say usually, but not always). I play mostly support aswell, but I don't play Ranked. I'm usually paired with a friend or something in the bot lane, so I don't have to put up with the egotistical low elo ADC mains. I feel for the legitimise Support mains, and the few ADC mains who get paired with the moronic support players.