Seem To Have Lost the Ability To Play the Game

I play top and mid, but whenever I play top I get a who decided to play the character for 3 fucking games and watch 15 minutes of a Box Box guide who absolutes shits on everything I can usually do because she fucking decided to search up,"How to beat literally anybody but as Riven" Whenever I play mid anything but fucking , I have to play against fucking , Aftershock, Aftershock , literally any fucking mage that gets 20% cdr on their first 2900 gold buy, and fucking powers through me before and after that, and if not, well fuck you that jungle has literally been fucking afk'ing on your ass zoning you, tower diving with your mid laners fucking that gives them 2.5 seconds of fucking invincibility, and insta-burst cc combo, getting 300 gold from plating to keep him alive while he fucking played any of these dipshits , and fucking insta-gibs your jungler, and his buff, then gets top because fuck you vertical-jungle, and tri-brush, also good fucking luck making that scuttle fight worthwhile against any of the previous dipshits I told you about before. But hey, I can ban Riven and maybe not go 0/10........ Wait, oh fuck! HE CHOSE GUESS HE LOW COOLDOWN POKE PHASE RUSH SO I CANT CATCH HIM OR GANK HIM, MULTIPLE CC COMBOS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DODGE, HIGH BASE STATS, GOOD TEAMFIGHT PRESENCE, GOOD SPLITPUSH PRESENCE, AND STILL FUCKING WINS THE SCUTTLE FIGHT AND FUCKING TOWERS DIVE YOU CAUSE HE GETS 3 SECONDS WHILE HE'S INVINCIBLE. But hey, at least my midlaner who wanted to play a melee champion, banned Kennen for me, problems require solutions, right? Oh wait, he picked , and bothered to learn how to fucking CS and ward for ganks. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but some random fucking middle schooler who wanted to post a qq thread! HAS A 16 SECOND COOLDOWN E, AND AND AND, YOU CAN BEAT HIM BEFORE HE GETS HIS ITEMS WITH A MELEE CHAMPION, well shit, if only junglers didn't exist, well then, guess 's gonna fucking afk on your lane all game, why? BECAUSE THEN HE GETS TO FREE FARM AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT, GOOD LUCK ALL INING HIM THO AS HE STUNS YOU JUMPS TO THE FUCKING MOON AND REGAINS ALL HIS HP WITH THE CORRUPTING POTION THAT PERFECTLY FITS HIM AS A STARTING ITEM. Well, I mean you saw Lee going to scuttl- JUST KIDDING, HE WAS TAKING YOUR JUNGLERS BLUE AND HIS GROMP TOO BECAUSE HE STARTED RED SIDE AND VERTICAL JUNGLIIIIIING, AND HE HAS READY ACCESS TO KICK YOUR ASS WHENEVER HE WANTS TOO, ALSO TRIES TO CONTEST THE SCUTTLE CRAB, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HIT LEVEL 6 AND NOW JAX HAS A 2 COMPONENT LEAD ON YOU, AND GETS TO SNOWBALL THE REST OF THE GAME OUT OF CONTROOLLLLLLL! But, I mean maybe they won't pick any other bullshit, oh. Wait. Please, d-d-d-d-d-DONT! TIME FOR , GOD FUCKING HELP US IF WE DO ANYTHING ABOUT FIORA - Hashinshin. But I mean, we can hide the vitals, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY HAVE A PATTERN OR ANYTHING, and we can bait her W, unless she's on low ping in which case, we can uh, maybe yeah, but I mean she can just parry damage not cc and still get a 55% attack speed slow, but lets ignore that, we can, run away when she ult's, it's not like it gives her a movement speed buff, oh and we can beat her in extending trades by gapclosing on her, it's not like her trading combo takes 2 seconds and she gets extra movement speed and a dash right after, well, until , in which case she might as shove a dildo up my ass, but that's League for ya. But, I mean maybe I can play , fun, can carry, outplay potential, maybe even outplay some trades, let me use 1 e forward and try to touch this , ohhhhhh fuck they stunned/gap closed on me and pressed doing 1/3 of my hp, jumps in from the moon and finishes me off because red -> scuttle -> enemy blue -> camp -> lane lmao, and then snowballs on my head because Riot still doesn't realize this game is a snowbally piece of shit that only junglers can somewhat stop. But, I mean maybe me not being able to play the game is because I think about wanting to KMS because I'm playing that game more than the game itself. Edgy Middle Schooler 420 69 signing out, fuck you all, and fuck me.