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DamSonWhUFndThis··27 votes·11,116 views

Lost games aren't winnable, bad players exist, adc's are inters, supports are ignorants, toplaners are decent, junglers are mashup, enemies are egoists, assholes and abusers.

Bot always loses, mid gets kills but never pushes, toplane doesn't impact.

Champions are overpowred but boring, champions are weak but fun, champions are decent but meh.

Teammates spam ff, enemies spam ez.

Overextended players never learn to stop overextending.

People who die on warded junglers will keep dying on warded junglers.

Games are not coinflip, they're breads falling on smeared side on the floor.

Climb is both a myth and luck.

Smurfs are never in my team.

Our chat is never without toxicity.

Teamfights are harder than chess.

Enemy adcs are presidents.

Noobs are in my team.

Time doesn't fix matchmaking.

AFKs get "punished" by queuing up longer in your games.

Inters are forgiven.

Tilted players are chat restricted.

Rankeds are just normal games with shiny medals.

Me having 0/3 is "inting" while enemy adc being 5+ kills is "nobody's fault."

No gods will help you climb ranked, wasting 100+hours will help just a little.

League gives me headaches and minor anger and depression.

32 Comments

Woodakoodashooda8 votes

All Chat's sole purpose is for requesting reports.

DamSonWhUFndThis3 votes

big true

Death by Glamour7 votes

toplaners are decent

I think you meant to say cry all the time

DamSonWhUFndThis2 votes

25% of them do..

aIRaymond11 votes

top laners are people with strong mental trying to lose it

McKuntalds7 votes

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top laners are people with strong mental trying to lose it

This. Top laners are the martyrs of league. The amount of hits you're gonna take as a toplaner is insane. Not just autoattacks or abilities but plenty of shittalk too. And rage pings to boot.

Nobody ever fuccking cares about you up there . You get 3 manned , everyone else is just like "wtf top why you losing".

Top lane and support are also the roles where a lot of people play shitfaced or drugged up because of how stressful it is. Fucck , I'd add jungle to that one too. But especially top lane.

ADCs are complete divas, and Midlane is "I'm the most important fucck all of you guys" territory.

In s9 I cant recall how many times I've encountered a drunk enemy toplaner , while being shitfaced myself. We also almost always made a pact to just farm and fuccking chill, while both teams raged lmao . Made lots of good friends that way

Rant over McKuntalds

Śhunpo2 votes

Nah, mid lane is more like "well if I carry you'll fuckin' notice me, but if I int...you'll also notice me". At least with top it's like you can just split push and people forget about you. You try to do anything like that mid lane and you're met with a flurry of "?" pings and "mid wtf u doin help us drag" even if the decision is awful.

DamSonWhUFndThis3 votes

heh truers

Voluug131 votes

Midlane is more like ''and now, I will feed the enemy lux as talon!''.

Śhunpo1 votes

Bahahahaha! Autofill mid lane in a nutshell.

SuperJoker4296 votes

{quoted}

Rankeds are just normal games with shiny medals.

Me having 0/3 is "inting" while enemy adc being 5+ kills is "nobody's fault."

No gods will help you climb ranked, wasting 100+hours will help just a little.

League gives me headaches and minor anger and depression.

This is true

DamSonWhUFndThis2 votes

indeed

Evoki115 votes

If a new champion or vgu has launched and some player don't give a fuck and play it instant in ranked.

DamSonWhUFndThis4 votes

the paradox is enemies play him like it's their 100th game and your teammate plays him like he just tryed him once and jumped in ranked

Vlada Cut4 votes

This is so true it hurts.

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top laners are people with strong mental trying to lose it

OH THE TRUTHNESS

IT BURNS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GentlemanGhidora4 votes

Your ADC will always prioritize 2 melee minions and a caster over getting an otherwise free dragon.

DamSonWhUFndThis2 votes

OMEGALUL

Kabot3 votes

Poetry Club Snaps** Poetry Club Snaps** Poetry Club Snaps** Poetry Club Snaps**

Throws bouqeut of flowers** Tears a little*

Śhunpo3 votes

adc's are inters

Truer words have never been spoken...

DamSonWhUFndThis3 votes

let me heal that upvote back to 1

Thefrostyviking2 votes

I just played a normal which was kind off all of this.....that i still ended up winning somehow.

My team got invaded early and i was ADC with premade support, our jungle died by sleeping for too long and my buddy died trying to save me who made the mistake of not flashing to avoid an Ashe W slow, i lived but still.

Then we get to lane, enemy botlane is fed and we just chill in the back avoiding any fights and the enemy support starts to roam midlane, a lot, and that one just kept getting caught over and over by it even if we pinged it......which we honestly failed to do the first two times since those happened after leo recalled openly in lane.

So enemy midlane Sylas quickly goes 10.5.3 or something,their jungle was fed and their toplane Fiora started to beat our Riven 1v1, things were truly looking terrible and then they even got our midlane inhib.

Then a Dragon fight happened, and things took a weird turn, long story short my team won that because the enemy team´s main carries being their fed Sylas, rek sai and Leona all got caught inside my MF ult and tanked the entire things before dying, then my buddy manages to steal Dragon from Fiora and Fiora charges over in a rage but ends up dying too.

Ashe was busy goofing off elsewhere.

Then we go back to being abused here and there but enemy team does not manage to end the game, and suddenly 3 more teamfights happen where the enemy side engage on someone with them literally dogpiling in and then Kayn or the Riven comes in, knocks them up, followed by my ult......3 times i think it was? Followed by Lux ult.

Then the team which had been leading with just short of 10 000 gold with 2 Barons and whatever else actually ends up losing......like, my team had been lowkey flaming eachother nonstop from the 5th minute in or something and we still ended up winning.

Twas so hella awkward for both sides neither said anything in the end, not sure anyone had the words to describe it.

DamSonWhUFndThis2 votes

message me so I can read the story again I don't have quite time it's interesting from what I've most read good job

Mannny2 votes

Climb is both a myth and luck

I'll probably get downvoted but do people still believe this? Yes, some games are unwinnable but your inability to climb is not due to you being unlucky

RakeySnakey3 votes

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I'll probably get downvoted but do people still believe this? Yes, some games are unwinnable but your inability to climb is not due to you being unlucky

there's a factor of luck to it, you could be 10/5/x on a champ or even 0/5/x on the same champ per game but the factor that decides if you can win it or not is the other 4 either carrying you or allowing you to carry. Therefore the luck part comes in because you either get lucky that you can get one of the 2 options. Hence coin flip games. until you know you get the skill to 1v9 but until then there's a factor of luck involved.

WickedCrow2 votes

Put this to a beat, this is fire.

DamSonWhUFndThis2 votes

:D

Voluug132 votes

Me having 0/3 is "inting" while enemy adc being 5+ kills is "nobody's fault."

Me on toplane: hey the enemy jungler is pretty much camped here, I hope you guys can get those free dragons.

My team:

Me: guys? GUYS?

DamSonWhUFndThis2 votes

oh god....

Velzard of Koz1 votes

Diana I speak only truth

DamSonWhUFndThis1 votes

ballanced like sett

Ash Lockheart1 votes

{quoted}

Lost games aren't winnable, bad players exist, adc's are inters, supports are ignorants, toplaners are decent, junglers are mashup, enemies are egoists, assholes and abusers.

Bot always loses, mid gets kills but never pushes, toplane doesn't impact.

Champions are overpowred but boring, champions are weak but fun, champions are decent but meh.

Teammates spam ff, enemies spam ez.

Overextended players never learn to stop overextending.

People who die on warded junglers will keep dying on warded junglers.

Games are not coinflip, they're breads falling on smeared side on the floor.

Climb is both a myth and luck.

Smurfs are never in my team.

Our chat is never without toxicity.

Teamfights are harder than chess.

Enemy adcs are presidents.

Noobs are in my team.

Time doesn't fix matchmaking.

AFKs get "punished" by queuing up longer in your games.

Inters are forgiven.

Tilted players are chat restricted.

Rankeds are just normal games with shiny medals.

Me having 0/3 is "inting" while enemy adc being 5+ kills is "nobody's fault."

No gods will help you climb ranked, wasting 100+hours will help just a little.

League gives me headaches and minor anger and depression.

You know you can't trust the players in the match, you pick a champ that helps you, and not your team they freak out, and spam chat.

AP Teemo's can win every game if team mates were smart enough to let him get fed, and just get free kills off his shrooms, but most people freak out if someone picks him.

You time the perfect engage as a tank, and your whole team sits back and watches you die first before trying to fight.

You have a jungle that farms all game, but never takes any of the drags for some reason.

You get over 30 kills, and have most of your items, but your whole team does not work with you the whole match, and you still lose.

The story's of League of Legends turned into a book would be thicker then the bible, or encyclopedia's A to Z put together.

SeeMeyouGone1 votes

I've got the same problem aways in low elo for example last 3 games i got trollers and i try to hold my pation for what to not flame and keep playing this game for what i still wondering why i still play this game i will quit hope a lot of people will follow me cuz obvioulsy no one cares for the trollers just for the players which are trying to improve and climb to better and better but the trolls keep playing even when they've got reports and if some one flame them in game he got banned cuz he some one is do a picture and sent it to support how can't u realise the problems are the trollers !!!

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