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DamSonWhUFndThis·1/21/2020, 8:34:35 PM·27 votes·11,116 views

Lost games aren't winnable, bad players exist, adc's are inters, supports are ignorants, toplaners are decent, junglers are mashup, enemies are egoists, assholes and abusers.

Bot always loses, mid gets kills but never pushes, toplane doesn't impact.

Champions are overpowred but boring, champions are weak but fun, champions are decent but meh.

Teammates spam ff, enemies spam ez.

Overextended players never learn to stop overextending.

People who die on warded junglers will keep dying on warded junglers.

Games are not coinflip, they're breads falling on smeared side on the floor.

Climb is both a myth and luck.

Smurfs are never in my team.

Our chat is never without toxicity.

Teamfights are harder than chess.

Enemy adcs are presidents.

Noobs are in my team.

Time doesn't fix matchmaking.

AFKs get "punished" by queuing up longer in your games.

Inters are forgiven.

Tilted players are chat restricted.

Rankeds are just normal games with shiny medals.

Me having 0/3 is "inting" while enemy adc being 5+ kills is "nobody's fault."

No gods will help you climb ranked, wasting 100+hours will help just a little.

League gives me headaches and minor anger and depression.

32 Comments

Woodakoodashooda1/21/2020, 9:14:55 PM8 votes

All Chat's sole purpose is for requesting reports.

Death by Glamour1/21/2020, 8:38:55 PM7 votes

toplaners are decent

I think you meant to say cry all the time

SuperJoker4291/21/2020, 8:46:49 PM6 votes

{quoted}

Rankeds are just normal games with shiny medals.

Me having 0/3 is "inting" while enemy adc being 5+ kills is "nobody's fault."

No gods will help you climb ranked, wasting 100+hours will help just a little.

League gives me headaches and minor anger and depression.

This is true

Evoki111/21/2020, 9:11:13 PM5 votes

If a new champion or vgu has launched and some player don't give a fuck and play it instant in ranked.

Vlada Cut1/22/2020, 12:01:44 AM4 votes

This is so true it hurts.

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top laners are people with strong mental trying to lose it

OH THE TRUTHNESS

IT BURNS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GentlemanGhidora1/22/2020, 2:12:01 AM4 votes

Your ADC will always prioritize 2 melee minions and a caster over getting an otherwise free dragon.

Kabot1/22/2020, 12:10:07 AM3 votes

Poetry Club Snaps** Poetry Club Snaps** Poetry Club Snaps** Poetry Club Snaps**

Throws bouqeut of flowers** Tears a little*

Śhunpo1/22/2020, 3:07:05 AM3 votes

adc's are inters

Truer words have never been spoken...

Thefrostyviking1/21/2020, 11:13:42 PM2 votes

I just played a normal which was kind off all of this.....that i still ended up winning somehow.

My team got invaded early and i was ADC with premade support, our jungle died by sleeping for too long and my buddy died trying to save me who made the mistake of not flashing to avoid an Ashe W slow, i lived but still.

Then we get to lane, enemy botlane is fed and we just chill in the back avoiding any fights and the enemy support starts to roam midlane, a lot, and that one just kept getting caught over and over by it even if we pinged it......which we honestly failed to do the first two times since those happened after leo recalled openly in lane.

So enemy midlane Sylas quickly goes 10.5.3 or something,their jungle was fed and their toplane Fiora started to beat our Riven 1v1, things were truly looking terrible and then they even got our midlane inhib.

Then a Dragon fight happened, and things took a weird turn, long story short my team won that because the enemy team´s main carries being their fed Sylas, rek sai and Leona all got caught inside my MF ult and tanked the entire things before dying, then my buddy manages to steal Dragon from Fiora and Fiora charges over in a rage but ends up dying too.

Ashe was busy goofing off elsewhere.

Then we go back to being abused here and there but enemy team does not manage to end the game, and suddenly 3 more teamfights happen where the enemy side engage on someone with them literally dogpiling in and then Kayn or the Riven comes in, knocks them up, followed by my ult......3 times i think it was? Followed by Lux ult.

Then the team which had been leading with just short of 10 000 gold with 2 Barons and whatever else actually ends up losing......like, my team had been lowkey flaming eachother nonstop from the 5th minute in or something and we still ended up winning.

Twas so hella awkward for both sides neither said anything in the end, not sure anyone had the words to describe it.

Mannny1/22/2020, 2:40:32 AM2 votes

Climb is both a myth and luck

I'll probably get downvoted but do people still believe this? Yes, some games are unwinnable but your inability to climb is not due to you being unlucky

Voluug131/22/2020, 5:15:47 PM2 votes

Me having 0/3 is "inting" while enemy adc being 5+ kills is "nobody's fault."

Me on toplane: hey the enemy jungler is pretty much camped here, I hope you guys can get those free dragons.

My team:

Me: guys? GUYS?

WickedCrow1/22/2020, 4:45:08 AM2 votes

Put this to a beat, this is fire.

Ash Lockheart1/22/2020, 7:02:31 AM1 votes

{quoted}

Lost games aren't winnable, bad players exist, adc's are inters, supports are ignorants, toplaners are decent, junglers are mashup, enemies are egoists, assholes and abusers.

Bot always loses, mid gets kills but never pushes, toplane doesn't impact.

Champions are overpowred but boring, champions are weak but fun, champions are decent but meh.

Teammates spam ff, enemies spam ez.

Overextended players never learn to stop overextending.

People who die on warded junglers will keep dying on warded junglers.

Games are not coinflip, they're breads falling on smeared side on the floor.

Climb is both a myth and luck.

Smurfs are never in my team.

Our chat is never without toxicity.

Teamfights are harder than chess.

Enemy adcs are presidents.

Noobs are in my team.

Time doesn't fix matchmaking.

AFKs get "punished" by queuing up longer in your games.

Inters are forgiven.

Tilted players are chat restricted.

Rankeds are just normal games with shiny medals.

Me having 0/3 is "inting" while enemy adc being 5+ kills is "nobody's fault."

No gods will help you climb ranked, wasting 100+hours will help just a little.

League gives me headaches and minor anger and depression.

You know you can't trust the players in the match, you pick a champ that helps you, and not your team they freak out, and spam chat.

AP Teemo's can win every game if team mates were smart enough to let him get fed, and just get free kills off his shrooms, but most people freak out if someone picks him.

You time the perfect engage as a tank, and your whole team sits back and watches you die first before trying to fight.

You have a jungle that farms all game, but never takes any of the drags for some reason.

You get over 30 kills, and have most of your items, but your whole team does not work with you the whole match, and you still lose.

The story's of League of Legends turned into a book would be thicker then the bible, or encyclopedia's A to Z put together.

SeeMeyouGone1/22/2020, 11:15:15 AM1 votes

I've got the same problem aways in low elo for example last 3 games i got trollers and i try to hold my pation for what to not flame and keep playing this game for what i still wondering why i still play this game i will quit hope a lot of people will follow me cuz obvioulsy no one cares for the trollers just for the players which are trying to improve and climb to better and better but the trolls keep playing even when they've got reports and if some one flame them in game he got banned cuz he some one is do a picture and sent it to support how can't u realise the problems are the trollers !!!

Velzard of Koz1/21/2020, 11:22:09 PM1 votes

Diana I speak only truth