Kench, the world devourer.
So, I finally laned Top against Kench. I would say I don't know what everyone's talking about... But there is one glaring issue that I believe is the root of the problem. Big daddy fish stick's lick cooldown needs to be dropped by a few seconds or he will continue with his absolute lane dominance.
Sidenote: A skin of Tahm dressed like a stereotypical 80's rapper (think run DMC) called big daddy fish stick would be great.