Zilean, O how I love thee

No other champion makes me feel the way you do. Your move speed buff / debuff is divine. Cronoshift, heavenly. Hand in hand we zoom about the map, giggling in delight.

However, I can't help but feel that our union could be more complete. I would happily trade all your damage for a reliable stun. You would be the ultimate support and I, your pilot. We would float through the eons together blissful in the happiness that only comes from true love.

O, Zilean. Someday I will meet you in that glorious future. We will be together soon.