Dear Fed ADC/APC/Assassin....

**DISCLAIMER:

All views expressed below are my own personal opinions and do not necessarily reflect the viewpoints of my family, friends, employers, cat, dog, or houseplants. Use of generalized statements have been used to simplify the venting process and no not necessarily reflect the viewpoints, attitude, or play styles of the groups hereby mentioned. You as the reader reserve the full right to exit this page, exit your browser, exit your computer, close your eyes, or otherwise eliminate the risk of suffering from egoacroapheresis.

By scrolling past this totally legally binding picture of rainbows and sunshine, you agree that you are over the age of 13 and able to consent to a contract and also in sufficient mental health to understand and accept a (poorly written) act of satire, which may or may not have some quasi-offensive stereotypes that are literally on every thread on this board. **

Dear Fed ADC/APC/Assassin,

I am writing you this letter to express my frustration at your senseless need to flame the rest of the team for not being as fed as you, yet still senselessly taking every kill, no matter if you were the one who dealt the most damage, or if you just happened to pop over the wall to secure a last hit.

I understand that you are feeling very powerful right now, and would love to use your competitive edge to get even further ahead but just hear me out. Yes, I the 2/5/15 underfed Top/Jungle/Midlane/ADC may not have done the best this game, but your constant urge to steal all my kills is not helping me any. If you could actually just give me a couple of those, especially when I am the one who have done 90% of the work, I may be able to catch up and actually help my team.

While I understand that you can burst down any enemy in 2 seconds, at the end of the day you are only 20% of the team, and can not be everywhere at once. Making us all underfed because you get every kill does not help us as a team at all, in fact it makes it so that if you are not in every teamfight/gank/everywhere on the map at once, we are utterly useless.

So please, next time you find yourself ahead of everyone else, try and share the love and give your underfed teamates the edge they need to actually be useful.

Thank you sincerely,

Everyone who has ever played with a fed , ,, or

(Seriously though its fucking annoying when zed or kat dashes through a wall just to finish off someone you had almost killed)