List of what I hate... Discuss. (jokes)

TL;DR: This is going to be a long, cancerous, and semi-serious post that I'm using to let off some steam before the huge climb to gold.

because mobility, poke, damage, everything. because assassins running off of energy. because chain CC, not too high on the list though for he at least has to play kind of strategically. because everyone knows the song and dance already. Stun and kill with just a support item. because permaslow. because SUPER powerful if someone has played him at least once before. because everyone likes being grabbed, knocked up, and silences for 80% of their health on a support (in any order) because 2 second stun, burst and insane range. because 2k damage crits late game. because E spam. I love playing her though because annihilation. because tankiness, extreme CC and 3-shot kills with just a RoA. because juggernaut update. 3-shots and massive true damage. because new E rework means you can build full health and kill in 3 hits. because (see Cait) because fear, silence (multi-hit nonetheless) and an ult with massive damage. He's always useless on my team. because a duel is unfair when she's controlled by her Q and not her summoner. because invulnerability. because juggernaut update. (see Darius) because I CONFER A BATTLE OF WITS, AND YOU'RE UNARMED. because they always suck on my team and always stomp as an enemy. because 800 damage long-range AOE crits that cost virtually no mana late game. because W passive. because early Q base damage is PAINFUL to fight against. because QWERTYUIOPENTA. because teamfights. Currently my main though kek. because 400 damage on isolated target with just a warrior enchantment. because balanced ult, mobility, and 70% SLOW AT LEVEL ONE. because (see Katarina) because Insec is just a thing now and it's too fun to do. (and not fun to be the victim of.) because oppressive lanes are no fun. because point-click 2 second stun. because 3-shots with just a Luden's and Morellonomicon. because (see Fizz) and on-hit true damage amped by devourer. because flash q = win because her casting Q means I need to read a book or two hundred. because he farms for 5 minutes and suddenly has 4 kills as well. because fix Q hitbox and shit. because 600 health spear to 800 health engage is fun gameplay. because 400 true damage per 4 seconds is cool and all. because 600 damage per hit from passive alone is fun. Other main right now. because (see Kha'zix) (see Katarina) because for some reason his Q with a Liandry's does 500 damage post-resistances and his ult just triples that value. because FUCK OUT ME JUNGLE. because bananas and full health heals in a few minutes. because burst is fun when it's a gangbang. All of the balls. because (see Leona) because (see Kha'zix, Rengar, Akali) because only champion with blind after preseason update >.> because (see Nautilus) because losing two turrets in 10 minutes is everyone's dream. because OPEN DA GAAAAAAAATES. until BoRK nerfs in preseason <3 because (see Nasus) because burst with added true damage. My mid lane main. because QUIT FUCKING CHASING ME I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT. (and then she hits you three times and you evaporate) because (see Vel'koz minus true damage) because sustain for years upon years. because (see Vi) because point-click 2 second suppress in addition to many on-hit procs and damage that comes from nothing. because (see Fiddle minus insane CC) because new keystone masteries are going to make him god tier as fuck. because new passive is useless and he does a lot of damage if he can actually rely on Q kek (TL;DR he can't)

JESUS CHRIST I HATE A LOT OF THINGS.

(warning: this thread is mainly for lols. do not dislike out of thinking I'm raging or anything, and feel free to share if you agree with any of these things.)