if you're shit at jungling then just fucking dodge the game.

myamia·3/7/2020, 11:44:49 PM·1 votes·2,847 views

spare us all, we don't have infinite time to be alive and waste minutes on junglers not even knowing how to view the damn map or path efficiently. leave the ranked queue if you're gonna insist on not even being able to complete a gank on ANY lane before 20 minutes, you are wasting everyone's time, it's the most inconsiderate bullshit i've ever encountered in my fgucking life, not even pollution comes close. fucking stop it, people don't have time for this, if you're gonna be upset about getting flamed, at least be fucking 0/10 at 20 minutes because ganks failed rather than being 0/0 at 20 cause you were too inept to even walk into a lane and land an ability. so god damn sick of these garbage junglers, like ya'll got an agreement to be so unserviceable in the role?

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SGHJHL3/8/2020, 12:08:59 AM8 votes

You are the type of kid to go 0-5 and blame the jungler when you in theory should always win the lane lmao

if you think your jungler is bad and you are below diamond you are probably just a terrible laner. Sincerely, master tier jungle main.

and no ganking isnt the only thing in the game. If he is a late or mid game champion you telling him to gank (while your lane is pushed on top of it) he will just think you are brain dead and never come to your lane because you are a waste of time. If he is 0-0 with extremely good cs while the enemy jungler is down a shit ton of cs and is only 2-0-4 or something id take the 0-0 player every day.

Ganks arent the only thing about jungle. This is why jungling for low elo monkeys like you is terrible you think you know how to jungle go play jungle.

Subdue3/8/2020, 12:55:03 AM3 votes

There are lots of reasons why a jungler hasn't ganked your lane. Here are a few:

You are a shitty laner. Your limited map awareness has caused you do one or more of the following when I paths towards your lane: A) You push the lane so that ganking means diving. B) You've expended all your mana and now have nothing to contribute to a gank. C) You've allowed a massive wave to build up such that the minions will kill us before we kill the enemy. D) You've already died several times or ceded so much priority to the enemy that you're no longer strong enough to contribute to a gank.
Winning your lane is not a win condition because: A) You're a tank. B) Your opponent is a tank. C) Another lane is a more important win condition.
You suck at warding. Lack of wards means I can't see ahead of time to countergank, or more importantly, that I won't be counterganked. If you have no wards and you aren't superior to your opponent enough that I'm confident we win a 2v2, I don't want to take the risk. Learn to ward.
The enemy jungler has targeted, most likely because of 1 and 3 above, and I don't want to fight a 2v2.
Your opponent is hard to gank. LeBlanc, Lissandra, Zed - basically champions that will waste my time and not reward us with a kill/assist are low priority.
You've shown you're not a team player. This might be A) not leashing when I ask for it because I want to path a certain way, B) not coming to help when a ward catches an incoming invade, C) not moving to an objective when I need help taking it. Or it could be something else. You know it when you see it.
You annoy me. You're constantly pointing out mistakes you perceive others are making, either with chat or pings. You're constantly begging for ganks. You look to blame people when things don't go our way. This is related to 6.

Alveah3/8/2020, 12:55:42 AM2 votes

Not going to lose my account because I got autofilled to a role I do not play. Nor am I going to listen to a brat stomp their feet and cry about a video game. If the junglers are so bad, learn how to play the role yourself and quit crying. You obviously know how the role needs to play.

myamia3/8/2020, 1:17:28 AM1 votes

literally the very next game, we get a legit jungler who is actually trying to gank lanes. well shit look at that we're stomping now. WOAH GUISE HOW DID THAT HAPPEN trash board ignoring reality, i bet most of ya'll are anti-trump too.

Inkling Commando3/8/2020, 2:12:23 AM1 votes

or or, hear me out, don't fucking jungle. who cares if everything else was called or picked. if you end up with jungle role just go to another lane. vanilla smite can be used on minions and you can upgrade it so it can hit champions assisting your lane partner.

The thigh guy3/8/2020, 5:01:01 AM1 votes

Just a reminder. This is the state of jungle ALL YOU LANERS WANTED.