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A question that illustrates the absurdity of 'team objectives'

Feathermane··1 votes·299 views

A bruiser buys vampiric sceptre and takes on a behemoth dragon five times his own size, spewing fire and furiously swiping his tail, his talons the size of meat cleavers. How much health will he gain by fighting the dragon?

2 Comments

ModWulf Helhammer1 votes

Less then he loses, unless he also has a ton of other lifesteal and damage or tankiness.

What even is the point you're trying to make?

Nanuk Pihoqahiak1 votes

I think he's trying to imply that a 'team objective' should actually require a team, rather than one person such as an ADC cheesing it through lifestealing off of it and just killing it solo.

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