Is it just me, or has the game become RAPIDLY more unbearable than it already was
I've had like, 80 games in the past couple months, right, and in the couple months i'll use as sample size, i've encountered about 78 games that were blatantly toxic. I carried a few, but i keep being dragged down. I make it to the agony hellscape that NEEDS to be looked more into, i.e. gatekeeper divisions (Bronze 1, Silver 1, etc) and just
vapid bullshittery for game after gaME After GAME!
the last 20 games i've just rapidly demoted from like s1 71lp to s2 35 lp and i havent just turned my brain off, something fucky is happening
I look at the games, and SHOCKER SHOCKER! Its game after game of trolls. Every game is already cancerous enough due to the rampant toxicity, i dont need to be losing my lane every once in a while only to see that my 1/5 score is better than LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME, and that i possess the only kill of my team to the enemy's 60.
Matchmaking? HAH! Whats that?! Cause according to ritoto gams, games shouldnt be ENJOYABLE or FAIR
They should be a fucking national embarassment! Obviously. I mean, america's already got someone ruining it rapidly from the top of the ladder, might as well just mirror that as a company.
Regulations? out the window. fuck those. why have power budgets when you can have O N E M I C R O S E C O N D K I L L S
Balanced matches with people of equal skill? Well i'd LIKE to say that i've had.... one... two.. of those? I dont THINK i have, but i HOPE i have.
To summarize this point, let me quote George Carlin in saying that "You know how much of a moron the average person is? Now realize that HALF of people are even bigger idiots than that!"
Truly balanced matches aren't going to happen. Its human nature. People are just stupid, some are smart, and there's nothing wrong with any of that, because thats just people as a whole. But please, stop throwing me THIRTY UNWINNABLE GAMES IN A ROW.
I'm not in promos, so throwing me a 'REALLY HARD CHALLENGE' to 'prove my worth' is, pardon my language, a quite fucking retarded idea.
i'm just trying to hit gold here as is everyone else, but it doesn't feel like you're giving me as much of a chance to win as the enemy team. And this isn't the kind of "Well you're the only constant in your games, so the loss streaks have to be your fault"
Ahaha. If only. If ONLY i could say 'Yeah, i suck donkey ass right now, but i can improve myself and then i can FINALLY GET THE RANK I WANT! :D" I want to improve, and i am trying
But then you see games with:
-1/6/0 akali who refuses to buy items "until our graves stops feeding" (yet she has the same score minus the graves' like 7 assists), manages to boost that kda to 2/6/2 by the end but still no items.
-An entire team who has like 25 deaths, and i have 80% Kill Participation as a hard camped 2/6/2 kayle. Also, the jungle whom claimed that he was, and acted more like, a first timer is a jungle main with about 300 games played... big oof.
-A 3/20 botlane duo and 2-7 toxic ahri, whom fed my opponant (a Rengar) and a Varus to the point of absurdity
-Another feeding botlane, 3/18 at least this time but as CAIT MORG. How do you mess that up..?
-1/12 ashe that ulted maybe twice in a VERY winnable game. please man just just press R its not that hard
-a game where, as Vi, i was the only person with a positive KDA, easily the best on the team and i was only 6/4.. let that sink in.
-and FINALLY, a game where my computer BSoD'd (i ended 1/10 so that game was quite easily my fault, i'll admit) but while i was afk and only 1/1/1 kda, my team somehow gave nidalee SEVEN kills in that time. She ended that game 20/7/9....
These are all available to be looked at on my op.gg I would provide screenies but 1: thats Name and Shame 2: no access to a paint software for the next couple days
TL;DR angry boi hates rito for awful matchmaking, awful players (personality-wise i mean), and awful balance
the game is going to hell RAPIDLY cant wait for season 9, aka "How much faster can we make people leave the game THIS season?" [zombie-brand-facepalm] [zombie-brand-clap]
- 4/6/22
My AD Carry:
- 14/7/16
- 27/9/8
- 4/18/12
My Jungler:
- 5/12/7
