Other weird news: Smite trolling.
Turns out, that every smite buff off of the neutral monsters will only ever be triggered once per spawn. All of them.
Anyone up for warding the opponent's red buff, smiting the heal away but not killing it, and just watching as the enemy comes and expects their smite to heal them and keep them from dying, only to die and rage and rage some more at the "bug?"
Total waste of a 75 second CD, but hell if it wouldn't be funny.