the short bus champion

Lørdbaraggan·11/2/2018, 2:55:46 AM·3 votes·1,791 views

free crit chance free shield for walking THAT ISNT EVEN PROC'D BY AUTOS UNLIKE instant projectile shield infinite dash mobility (with minions or champions) low tempest CD level 1 HARD cc knock up + damage level 1 ult scales on 150% of ad PLUS 200 level 6, gives 50% armor pen afterwards this man only needs a cc escape and he's golden you can't possibly say im wrong on any of the above, its straight from league. he's the literal short bus champion, im surprised riot hasn't spoon fed him his cc escape ability yet smh. yeah he was hard to play when he came out, but riot had to make wind wall easier to get in time and make knock up window last longer wew lad. idc if team wants to play him or if im in another lane, he's a perma ban easily. bye bye weaboo jones

8 Comments

Stand Alone Wolf11/2/2018, 4:42:07 AM2 votes

At first I thought you were talking about Malz, and I was going to down-vote for you picking him over someone I believed to be thee ultimate Short-bus champion Yasuo Then I saw the pic, and read till the bottom. Up-vote restored.

Zlysium11/2/2018, 6:02:57 PM2 votes

Yeah you can definitely auto attack his shield to make it pop. And it's so short now it only ever blocks a single auto attack. That "instant" (it's actually not but okay) projectile shield has a massive 26 second cooldown, the dash mobility is limited, not infinite, in that has has to have something to dash to. His Q at level 1 won't be knocking people up unless you're letting him use it on you twice previously.. It also only has 20 base damage and horrible range.. His ult damage is garbage level 6. He doesn't build ad first so 200 base for an ultimate is pretty trash, it's also only BONUS ad, not total. Also the armor pen only applies to his crits and if he doesn't crit he doesn't get it (late game obviously not a problem but level 6?) Even it's level 16 damage is weak, 400 base on a level 3 ultimate? Rofl. Even his "HARD" cc knockup you seemed to emphasize is attached to a slow moving projectile or to a very short range aoe, he also only gets it every 14 seconds MINIMUM early game (don't forget the Q cast time), (usually longer since he can't always hit something with his Q when it's off cd)

So try again chap.

Jarring11/2/2018, 6:18:45 PM2 votes

you must be new

Tahminatrix 11/2/2018, 3:07:09 AM1 votes

At first I thought you were making up a new champion to be funny then realized its yasuo.

Alzon11/2/2018, 6:12:55 PM1 votes

That’s why you counter him with the short bus bully: Mordekaiser