the short bus champion

Lørdbaraggan·Nov 2, 2018·3 votes·1,791 views

free crit chance free shield for walking THAT ISNT EVEN PROC'D BY AUTOS UNLIKE instant projectile shield infinite dash mobility (with minions or champions) low tempest CD level 1 HARD cc knock up + damage level 1 ult scales on 150% of ad PLUS 200 level 6, gives 50% armor pen afterwards this man only needs a cc escape and he's golden you can't possibly say im wrong on any of the above, its straight from league. he's the literal short bus champion, im surprised riot hasn't spoon fed him his cc escape ability yet smh. yeah he was hard to play when he came out, but riot had to make wind wall easier to get in time and make knock up window last longer wew lad. idc if team wants to play him or if im in another lane, he's a perma ban easily. bye bye weaboo jones

8 Comments

Stand Alone WolfNov 2, 20182 votes

At first I thought you were talking about Malz, and I was going to down-vote for you picking him over someone I believed to be thee ultimate Short-bus champion Yasuo Then I saw the pic, and read till the bottom. Up-vote restored.

ZlysiumNov 2, 20182 votes

Yeah you can definitely auto attack his shield to make it pop. And it's so short now it only ever blocks a single auto attack. That "instant" (it's actually not but okay) projectile shield has a massive 26 second cooldown, the dash mobility is limited, not infinite, in that has has to have something to dash to. His Q at level 1 won't be knocking people up unless you're letting him use it on you twice previously.. It also only has 20 base damage and horrible range.. His ult damage is garbage level 6. He doesn't build ad first so 200 base for an ultimate is pretty trash, it's also only BONUS ad, not total. Also the armor pen only applies to his crits and if he doesn't crit he doesn't get it (late game obviously not a problem but level 6?) Even it's level 16 damage is weak, 400 base on a level 3 ultimate? Rofl. Even his "HARD" cc knockup you seemed to emphasize is attached to a slow moving projectile or to a very short range aoe, he also only gets it every 14 seconds MINIMUM early game (don't forget the Q cast time), (usually longer since he can't always hit something with his Q when it's off cd)

So try again chap.

LørdbaragganNov 3, 20181 votes

his passive shield doesnt pop from autos, and coupled with his wind wall he doesn't have to worry about early build time, he practically gets his hand held up until ~100 CS when people can actually build items against him. by that point he at least has zeal if not phantom dancer from his braindead tower dive combo you can put up the shield between you and the projectile and it will disappear kiddo mobility is infinite AS I SAID with minions or champs around, as in there is no cool down on the ability itself his Q at level 1 will be knocking up people because he doesnt have to hit players to charge nado, minions will do, horrible range? its standard range of any skillshot slow moving projectile doesnt mean shiznit when he can dash in your face with no cooldown, if his nado is up he can dash towards you. like any yasuo player, i dont have to try chap. he's a spoon fed riot posterchild that will never get a true nerf.

ZlysiumNov 3, 20181 votes

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his passive shield doesnt pop from autos, and coupled with his wind wall he doesn't have to worry about early build time, he practically gets his hand held up until ~100 CS when people can actually build items against him. by that point he at least has zeal if not phantom dancer from his braindead tower dive combo you can put up the shield between you and the projectile and it will disappear kiddo mobility is infinite AS I SAID with minions or champs around, as in there is no cool down on the ability itself his Q at level 1 will be knocking up people because he doesnt have to hit players to charge nado, minions will do, horrible range? its standard range of any skillshot slow moving projectile doesnt mean shiznit when he can dash in your face with no cooldown, if his nado is up he can dash towards you. like any yasuo player, i dont have to try chap. he's a spoon fed riot posterchild that will never get a true nerf.

Yeah no if his passive is ready you can just basic attack him to pop it. Idk where you're getting that information from. Also it's NOT infinite. It does have cooldowns. And yes horrible range, it's a skillshot that only goes about 2 teemos distance. Or the tornado which just goes too slowly to hit anyone that can dodge. Do you know the definition of Infinite?