why am i getting the shittiest teammates on earth in every single one of my games?

TheMightyLamp·Aug 12, 2018·2 votes·1,080 views

no seriously, every single game i get atleast 2 people with the iq of a fucking table, and i bet they've purchased their accounts. how the fuck do you expect me to play the game if i have retarded idiots on my team 24/7? im sick of this, riot needs to fix their matchmaking. why am i getting bronze 5 players in all my games? why is there a plat/master tier player in the enemy team while im sitting here with a bunch of donkeys that have brains that barely function?

ps: don't think you're all smart and make fun of me because of my rank, i don't play ranked for a fucking living, i play for fun, but i can't do that when i have tables for teammates

11 Comments

Summonah12369Aug 12, 20181 votes

I think winrates can affect your matchmaking a lot.

lazootAug 12, 20181 votes

honestly I'm one of the people who buys accounts. i got tired of trying to win and reform with riots stupid system in place so now i play an account until it gets perm banned and then just spend $35 on a new one level 30 with a bunch of champs and skins. it causes me a lot less stress tbh. not caring where i end up or how long my account is gonna last for what? 2 hours worth of pay? okay lol. I'm fine with that. if riot doesn't wanna fix their stupid system people like me will just continue to abuse it.

BigFBearAug 12, 20182 votes

So you buy accounts often? Why? Why you get banned? Why you don't buy one and hold it?

lazootAug 12, 20182 votes

mostly because if a teammate decides to hold me hostage i just hard int and end the game that way. if its 19-3 at 15 mins and I've got all 3 kills and you're the only person who doesn't want to surrender i just hard int and end the game that way. i have more important things to do with my time than to spend 30-40 minutes babysitting some jerk who doesn't understand that some games just aren't winnable. they have a 10-0 master yi at 15 and we have literally 0 hard cc? surrender or ill end the game anyway. i end up getting banned for it but at least I'm not sitting through unbearable games that i know i can't win. call me a defeatist if you want but I'm having more fun playing league this way then i have the last 2 seasons.

BigFBearAug 12, 20181 votes

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lazootAug 13, 20181 votes

see thats the thing, when you stop caring about how many you win and how many you lose you also stop caring about people like you and comments like these. i have won 3 and lost 13 on this account I'm pretty sure. i don't care to look but i know its pretty bad. you will also notice i pretty much first time champs in ranked every time and end up with double digit deaths a lot. thats fine too. its a game my dude. and if i end up spending another $35 its not a big deal. like i said its like 2 hours at work for a few weeks/months on an account. seems like a worthwhile tradeoff to me. and i get to play a lot of champions.

BigFBearAug 13, 20181 votes

Yeah... continue feeding and inting cause you rage in a game like a 12 year old :D Continue first time champs in ranked instead in normals and lose because of that, killing the fun for everyone in your team. Continue to tell yourself that this is what you want and what brings you fun, since you dont know the fun of climbing fast to high elo, cause you arent able to, so you keep telling yourself you just want to troll around because "ITS JUST A GAME!! XDDD" Man i feel sad for your teammates, but at least you will stay low elo forever ;)

lazootAug 14, 20181 votes

yes sir will do.

BigFBearAug 12, 20181 votes

"always the others!!!111"

Have fun in low Elo. You will never get out of it with that attitude.