Every League game has 4 phases.

You forgot pre-game.

"mid" "mid" "I called it first" "I can only play mid" "give him mid" "no" "just let him" "I called it first" "bring flash" "this champ doesn't need it" "omg" "just bring it" "no" "noob team" "gg" "we don't have a jungler" The game is starting! Prepare yourselves! "WE NEED A JUNGLER" (Many games seem to be over literally before they've begun.)

Early: Cho Gath is small Mid: Cho Gath is bigger Late: Cho Gath is really big OMG End: Cho Gath fills half the screen

Early Game

Good Game

Nasus has stacks Game

How the hell did we win Game

Actually,it's......

The winning team:

• Pre-game: Player 1,"Top" Player 3 as ,"Jg" Player 2 as ,"Can I top?I want some practice." Player 1 as ,"Sure man.Mid" Player 4,"What type of sup should I get?" Player 5 as ,"Someone who can peel for me." P4 as ,"Okay" ,"Top,if you're having trouble,I'll come gank" ,"Thanks.I'll do my best to hold." ,"Alright guys,let's do this"

• Early game: Ryze,have she warded? The river is probably warded. Ok Mid flash is down. Nice double dude. All thanks to you. Damn,we got outplayed. My bad.I didn't root her in time. Don't worry.We still got this. Brb,grabbing wards. KK

• Mid game: And she is dead Roaming bot They got rekt.Let's grab turret. Then go drag Warding around drag * tp in & aced enemy team * Gj team. Let's grab mid turret. I'll defend the inner top turret LOL Did they just tower dive you & failed? Top turret down.

• Late game: I think their jg is AFK. focus the ADC {{champion:236} Zed,push bot.We got them. * flashs in & ult *ATTACK! Inhib down We should baron & end. GGWP

• Post game: Awesome playing team. Ryze,add me so I can help you practice your top laning some more. Ok Man,we REKT What a fun game guys.Had a blast :D

I'll get to the losing team later.I'm too lazy to do now.

Blame game needs to be a thing. Someone needs to take blame for the loss. And yes, it can be everyone, as it typically is. If you go 2/15 mid, however, you need to be blamed. People need to start being accountable for their actions rather than pretending everything is all jolly. #Reallogicneedstobeappliedtothisgameaswell. < I don't play twitter, so I'm not sure if I used the hashtag thingy right.

"Surrender" game.

1. • Some people want to surrender because it's completely lost; ie all melee team or team down 20 kills. But a bunch of try-hards have the "NEVER SURRENDER" attitude and waste everyone's time.
2. • Results in me just sitting at fountain, cause I want the enemy to win faster.
3. • Then they say, "REPORT (player) FOR AFK"

If you don't want to surrender when I want to, then I don't need to help when you want to. Fair trade :)