This is the build for akali
OK you guys, I'm a pro Akali so, I know this crap and whut u gatta do to play her like a pro and carry games. Can't teach u actual gampeplay (no duh) but this I what I think (by that I mean... Do this,,,== Carry games, be pro, etc.)
Aright this is the Build, This is it, no misconception no other crap THIS IS IT
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Ok I know wut ur gonna say, (maybe) why dead mans plate, just why. Well this is the answer (Ur so freakin squishy it's not even funny, so with a Rylaize and Dead mans plate ur just fine like ur tanky ENOUGH
Also like just take Gardian Angel cause... U like don't die and u come back alive and u can just dive in in team fights so they're like (Hey this guy's freakin dumb He's just giving us a free kil HAHAHAHA sadly for them I kill two of them and then they finally killed me cause I do like 20,000,000 damadge per hit but welll it turns out im NOT dead so that's an unofficial penta...) Sounds pretty good huh
Well it is GOOD better than anything u have ever seen... or done. Peace
stuck in ceiling fan, can you explain it again but in the form of a montage parody?