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League of Legends? More like League of Fleas!

QQinfinity·11/28/2015, 8:10:26 AM·1 votes·587 views

I believe everyone knows what Fleas are in real life? They are those pesky parasite vermin that suck blood and cause extremely irritable itching, while also being a vector of disease that may or may not end up transmitting something deadly over to whoever they bite.

An apt description for champions that can win the game by simply jumping all day, don't you think so? They don't even need to do anything, just jump and dash and the enemy will be frustrated enough that they end up killing themselves somehow, whether they die to towers, jungle camps (like Baron or Dragon) or being gang banged by enemy team members while the fleas themselves just watch from the side afterwards.

Holy crap is it frustrating to deal with those champions, ESPECIALLY when they appear every single game because they are more often than not, meta or high tier picks.

What the fuck? Whats the point of calling this game League of Legends when every time you play a game, you are up against people that can't play anything but fleas, simply because they won't be winning a single game since if they don't play the fleas, someone else will play the fleas against them?

Every game, its literally: JUMPRivenNidalee Kassadin
JUMPEkkoLeblancRengar
JUMPFizzLeeSinKalista , DASHAhri Diana Fiora
DASHGraves Irelia Kennen
DASHMasterYi Renekton Yasuo , LIFE STEALFiora Akali Riven LIFE STEALRengar Tryndamere Ahri
LIFE STEALKhazix Kindred LeeSin , RESETTristana Akali Khazix
RESETKatarina MasterYi Darius RESETJinx Kalista Tryndamere .

What are champion that can't jump or dash, have no built in life steal or reset ? Chopped Liver?

Tear Meter:

One Tear: Can easily DEAL WITH IT Two Tear: Can somehow DEAL WITH IT Three Tears: Barely able to DEAL WITH IT Four Tears: Can't DEAL WITH IT Five Tears: Just No

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1 Comments

ThePurpleKnight11/28/2015, 9:42:26 AM2 votes

I'm going to assume the champs with tears are the ones you play, and the amount of tears is how well you can deal with mobility, rather than assuming they are champions you face and how difficult you find them, because if that were the case

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So yea, first I'd like to Say, Ahri, and Kha'Zix have awful built in sustain, where as Aatrox, actually has good built in sustain and synergizes with lifesteal better than most champions. Those champions may be immobile and some of them such as Syndra and Lux really suffer in mana department way more than they should, however most of these champions output a large amount of unreasonable damage, and some even have additional mechanics that just make them bullshit to deal with.

Olaf cannot be CCed, imagine being an immobile champ like Syndra who relies on CC vs that. Olaf on his own makes mobility essential, especially since so many take ghost. Aniva R E and you're half hp, Olaf E and you lose 250+ hp, he can four shot some champs with his E if he maxes it first. Veigar has a point and click ultimate that one shots AP champs no matter how well he is doing and cannot be Zhonyaed or it won't go on CD and he will just use it after.

Mobility is a part of the game and it's not that bad, when it's not point and click it's easy to play around. It's also necessary so that Nasus, Jayce and Olaf don't become the only viable champions.