There is a reason why Teemo's Real Name is "Satan"

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The ultimate reason why Teemo should be abolished in League of Legends is because the little fat rat keeps anyone from leaving solo que Bronze division at every level. if you do not ban Teemo in Ranked Solo/Duo Que then say goodbye to your LP. There are ways to counter Teemo but in all honesty the champions who counter Teemo are just as annoying and most people who play in the Bronze Division do not have the LP to unlock the necessary champions to counter Teemo effectively. Why make Teemo 1350 IP? If your goal is to balance out the low IP champions to the higher tier champions by making "Satan" then that is why people who enjoy games like League are fed up. It just gives a huge cock block to anyone wanting to get out of Solo/Duo Bronze. I have been playing League since the Champions Quinn and Zed came out, but I still refuse to unlock Teemo or play the fat rat because the only goal in playing "Satan" is to keep players from getting anywhere useful or exciting in the game. Every game I play with or against a Teemo it is just a troll or negative player who was most likely fucked before he or she got wined and dined. Just permanent ban the Champions who make lower tier and Divisions into negative little bitches and it will end all of the rants like this one. They even have a website for solo/duo que Bronze Division tier Champions and rating them based on their "carrying ability", but wait I thought the higher Divisions and Higher Tiers require more team work. Right? Well not according to some Pros and Qualifiers. They are the ones being hypocritical about needing team work and they make these websites telling you the opposite right in your face like a Teemo blind.

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gabetheguy5 votes

teemo is legit one of the worst champs in the game. he fucking sucks in teamfights, he has no real mobility, he's insanely short ranged, and his ONLY redeeming quality is his mildly annoying laning phase. the only reason I ever ban teemo is because I main tryndamere and darius. literally just pick pantheon or somebody that doesn't auto attack very often. it's insanely simple.

meowwow71 votes

or yet take item 3140 item 3364 item 3194 or item 2055 to him and watch him cry in the corner

gabetheguy1 votes

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or yet take item 3140 item 3364 item 3194 or item 2055 to him and watch him cry in the corner

he won't listen. hardstuck bronzers never listen, because constructive criticism is toxic.

meowwow71 votes

i know that feel used to be in a premade until i told our jayce he might want some armor against xin

gabetheguy2 votes

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i know that feel used to be in a premade until i told our jayce he might want some armor against xin

people that can't handle constructive criticism need to stop doing things.

La Belle Sauvage1 votes

Aren't you a Bronzie too tho?

gabetheguy1 votes

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Aren't you a Bronzie too tho?

I listen to constructive criticism and don't scream about champs being broken every time one of them shits on me. please stop making yourself look dumb.

La Belle Sauvage1 votes

Nor do I, I think you confused me with the OP. I typically try not to bring up someone's rank or division in effort to prove a point. It's weak, which is why I called you out. Offer help I stead of troll replies like "...hard stuck bronzers..."

gabetheguy1 votes

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Nor do I, I think you confused me with the OP. I typically try not to bring up someone's rank or division in effort to prove a point. It's weak, which is why I called you out. Offer help I stead of troll replies like "...hard stuck bronzers..."

I did help him out. I told him all of teemo's (many) weaknesses.

La Belle Sauvage1 votes

According to SRO, Ipav and Icy Phoniex Teemo is hard to counter due to his ability to embrace hybrid builds. Agree or disagree?

La Belle Sauvage1 votes

He has an overall win rate of 50%. I agree by no means top tier, but he's not at the bottom either. The rest of the most picked champs in are below 50% (because they have a higher pick rate) with exception of Mao who is winning at 51%. How exactly does that make Teemo trash?

(all stats from Op.gg)

La Belle Sauvage1 votes

Not to mention you played Teemo poorly according to OP.gg, is that why you feel he's trash?

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