So we went against this Ascension strat that forced an infinite game...
http://i.imgur.com/5gtSdns.png
38 minutes and the only reason that it ended was because they surrendered because they messed up.
Let me explain, so basically we're playing ascension normally for "fun", and the enemy team starts intentionally feeding, refusing to attack us except to prevent us from grabbing relics. Then they forced xeraph, killed him, and walked away, giving the buffed to our Rakan. They then were just running around, and we couldn't figure out what they were doing.. trolling? Opening the game but making it hard? So we asked and they said "you'll see."
It then hit us... they were backing and buying items off of us killing them, and refusing to kill us and leave us with our starting items while they go full tank, and just camp the relics hitting us whenever we tried for them. They let us ascend because it made rakan even harder to die but rakan couldn't do anything to them after their "second back" with items.
This literally forced an endless game as neither of us could get relics as both of us had to just guard them, nobody could kill or get ascended because they left one of us ascended, and nobody could kill them because all we had was recurve bow vayne for 20 minutes vs. their 4 items.
So how did it end? Well nautilus and rammus made a huge mistake and bought a bami's cinder. So me and vayne hugged rammus and naut for about 15 minutes straight trying to kill ourselves so we could back and buy some items to maybe make us strong enough to kill them and take the relics while they're dead, actually only I was able to finally die because vayne was constantly headbutted by ali into health packs and bard+rakan accidentally healed her. Also pantheon ulted into shop and back into the map to try and help speed things up, by killing the tanks without bami's. When I died, I tried to buy as much pen., resist shred, and was hoping for extra %health.
They accidentally killed vayne because when they were ganging on my vayne was also next to me so they got some extra damage on her accidentally. Eventually forfeited because it was clear they messed up and we took advantage, and once I had items I could 1v2 which made relics free for the rest of us or they'd die to me and I'd take the relic.
Either way this was in no way a fun experience and if they didn't mess up, it would've been an instant loss for us and forced us to surrender, or stall endlessly until they got tired of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Os4khqJKQ8&feature=youtu.be
(Just uploaded the replay so it may be processing, I skipped through it a bit to make it less painful to watch.