ALWAYS blame the jungler
"Jungle wtf you didn't gank!"
"guys I'm trynd don't ask for pre 6 ganks"
" it doesn't matter you should still gank"
"but guys if I do that i could end up feeding"
"so? get me fed"
"hey trynd can YOU FUCKING GANK MY LANE IM GETTING STOMPED"
"illaoi you feed teemo 6 kills why would I gank your lane?"
"because that's your job"
"trynd you're reported for taking blue buff"
"but it wasn't mine I was counter jungling"
"it doesn't matter you don't have mana"
"but cdr helps my clears"
"idc I'm twisted fate I need mana"
"use your blue card to poke and get mana back"
" I don't care you should have given me blue"
"Well I pinged it and you didn't come over"
"i was just waiting for the last bit of cs, why didnt you just wait!!!"
"i don't have all day idiot"
-End of Game-
"report trynd he didn't gank at all"
"actually I did, and I saved every tower at least once and I got a kill or at least a sum spell at each tower save"
"dude that doesn't matter I didn't get fed"
"ashe you have a jax as support, that lane should have been easy they have no mobility.
"so they used flash"
"uhh"
"trynd you are so boosted"
"guys this account is level ten I cant be boosted, besides you're playing jax as a support..."
"shut up and go play bots!"
"i had more kills and farm than all of you..."
"WE DONT CARE"