Riot, please unflag my account/email, whatever it is, for bad matchmaking.

I've come to the conclusion, after being banned on multiple accounts with the same email, re-started accounts from scratch, purchased new ones, etc etc. Riot has a way of manipulating the matchmaking system so you're always receiving teammates of lower value than your opponent, possibly those who are on loss streaks or consistently receive grades under C.

I'll gladly reform from toxicity if you quit putting me in scenarios that would infuriate even the most enlightened monks. Even if I go deathless, my teammates are ALWAYS outmatched by a factor of like 5. They will see a champion and blow all their abilities on them, in the jungle, no vision and die, repeatedly doing the same thing. I have no problem with a player making mistakes, in fact, it's that which makes the game in and of itself as you could easily have eSports comprised of bots. However, when players continually make the exact same mistake, over and over, without learning or adjusting, well, we all know that saying about the definition of insanity...

Why do I troll? Why am I toxic? Well, it's because there's no hope outside of spending $300 and purchasing a diamond account so that you're teammates are at least of sensible quality. So, I might as well get a laugh out of it and make those people who (I'm convinced they have to be doing this on purpose) ruin my gameplay experience feel like shit for their actions. Now let me just go on record saying this that this issue only really comes from Solo Queue vs playing with a group. I have nobody to play with and there's a fuckton of players out there like me that are in the same situation.

To sum things up, quit screwing with my accounts. Create an environment where myself, like others, can reform, and we will. Keep fucking with us, and we'll keep ruining the experiences of others who ruin ours.

P.S. Bring on the flamers.