Playing Cassiopeia makes me ANGRY.

Stez007·11/30/2014, 12:23:05 AM·14 votes·1,528 views

I've never had a worse experience playing a champion in League. Every time I queue up with Cass, looking to evoke memories of the champion I used to love, I just get pissed off. Just tried it again and had yet another miserable experience. I'm done.

She just feels so shit to play. Can hardly farm, can't trade for shit, no damage whatsoever. Spamming Es does nothing and feels horrible, and hitting Qs feels pointless.

Her ulti is so worthless now. Can't kill a damn thing during the stun time. It's effectively just a brief delay before she's murdered violently. People don't even run away from it anymore. They just facetank it and keep attacking, cause they know they are TOTALLY SAFE.

It's a fucking joke that this was ever pushed to live. The PBE changes make absolutely no difference. She feels just as shitty there as she does on live. Can't duel for shit, can't push for shit, can't enjoy playing her at all. She just feels so wrong. Q, W and R feel totally worthless at all points of the game. E feels worthless for 90% of the game, and its fucking suicide to get in range to use it as much as you need to.

I'm just done. No more patience for this shitty rework. If I can get a refund for my skin I'll take it in a heartbeat. RIP Cass.

22 Comments

AquariusGine11/30/2014, 7:31:00 PM2 votes

Why would anybody build item 3151 on Cass.. and item 3027 is the way to go, not item 3070 .

Liandry is not a good magic pen item. In the 3 seconds of burn, you could have used 6 twin fangs (further enhance with pure AP if you invested properly) and dealt overall more damage.

Playing Q-Poke does not work on new Cass, Q does no damage. Think about it : old Q had 0.8 ratio, new one has 0.45, 0.585 after 400 stacks. You need to hit 3 Q's to do the same damage as the 2 old ones for 35minutes. Waste of time.

Rushing only item 3116 as first item is not a good against certain champs, it is a bad build against assassins and long ranged mages because they never get in range for you to abuse permaslow.

yellowbricks12/1/2014, 12:28:09 AM2 votes

The reddit nerds sure shitted this thread up!

The point is, cass has an extra arbitrary mechanic holding her back. I laned against fizz, and oh what a frustrating lane. He has mobility, a passive that doesn't arbitrarily limit his power until 40 minutes, he buys an item and there is his power spike. It's pathetic that riot allowed a complete newbie to fuck around with a much better designer's work rather than have them make their own champ and then scold them when it gets such panning.

Saruyan11/30/2014, 12:48:08 AM1 votes

stop taking anything but ghost/flash(especially exh wth)

rush tear with boots, rush rylais after

after either finish archangel, get liandrys or get deathcap, or zhonya if dying to assassin a lot.

finish rest of items

also her ult was never nerfed so idk what you're talking about.

Budupops11/30/2014, 5:22:15 PM1 votes

pick up Urgot youll love it

BeatzBoyFTW12/1/2014, 12:40:53 AM1 votes

Which abilities did you maxed first? Just asking to be sure if I am on the same page as you are.

Dryditch12/2/2014, 12:10:33 AM1 votes

Hi. Welcome to the club.

We meet on Fridays behind the gymnasium. On Tuesdays we yell at Riot. (And on Wednesdays we wear pink.)

Cass and Sion players should present a united front. Our respective champions seem not to exist anymore, and Riot should learn that two mistakes are two too many.