Long Ass Rant (Why I Am Starting To Hate League)

Wolfram Oxford·11/13/2016, 4:19:40 AM·23 votes·1,611 views

I think Riot has a problem of making dramatic changes too often. Maybe that is just my opinion. I used to really enjoy this game. I looked forward shortly after really getting into it (after playing ranked) to maybe make it to high elo one day. I was getting pretty good, and had a large emphasis on my mechanics, that is why I would watch Faker for inspiration. But that was back in the day when everyone revered the best players for their individual skill and their ability to carry their teams solo. But league has evolved in such a way that one tricks are a dying breed and everyone is a meta slave. Want to play your main? If they aren't the most recently buffed or reworked champion you are out of luck because you just can't get by playing what you like anymore, simply because everything Riot touches is broken as fuck. It's kind of like the Midas touch except it doesn't provide any benefit to the community, just creates skewed gameplay. Another large problem is queues involving more than one players (two is kind of okay). Players will play with their friends giving them a large number of advantages. For one they all have communication, which is highly valuable, especially against a team of solos who don't have the best coordination or map awareness. Second, they have play styles and similar decision making that over time gets to a point where they know each others' habits, weaknesses, strengths, and what not, basically they know how to work with their team better and what they can and cannot do. So combine these two toxic things that have been going on and you have a huge mess.

As a solo player (sometimes duo) I suffer from both of these in their own way. To start off with the non stop changes creating an ever growing list of OP champions I simply don't have the IP to purchase what is OP. I literally started this game out buying what looked cool and what sounded fun, that is why I own all of the cheap/old champions, champions that haven't fully caught up to Riot's changes and haven't been hand designed to work efficiently in League's new style of play. I also can't learn all of the champions, even if I had them. Which sucks because every two weeks I have to endure a new list of champions who are just going to straight up shit on me cause Riot buffed them. Do I want to play melee? Nah, although I advocate for the fairness between ranged and melee champions I don't want to play melee cause of toxic shit like Jayce that has poke/burst and can't be caught because he has a lot of shit in his kit making it so you can't chase/run from him, fuck Jayce. Do I want to play something that is squishy but has damage? NOPE! Yasuo will just shit on me cause he will block all of my shit with one 18 second cool down spell, he will dash in, and kill me with his 100% crit chance, that is only 1 of 1 million passives he has. Do I want to play a tank? Nah, tanks get peeled by other tanks, and have too much to build against. It used to be like, mages could barely dent tanks, only dealing a small portion of their health, because all tanks needed to do was build HP and a little bit of MR, and don't forget those long range ADCs like MF and Cait who will kite your ass all day while dealing 20% of your HP every auto attack. But I also hate tanks because they are like assassins, if they get fed or farmed they will shit on you because you have to wait until you have an IE, two attack speed items, and a LW before you can even think about trying to kill them, then factor in their mages who will kill you at twice the range of your auto attack while CC'ing you (Syndra ). So can I support? Can't do that shit either, bot lane has been a 2v4 ever since dynamic queue has been released. Even when the players aren't all queued up (which is really fucking rare) the whole strategy is still existent with solo junglers. Can I play jungle, yes, that is the only role that I find peace in, but unfortunately I am a poor man in terms of IP and can't buy meta junglers, so fuck me lol, I guess I will play Gragas or some shit, which I don't even find fun.

19 Comments

A Doorknob11/13/2016, 4:34:30 AM4 votes

Switch to Smite or Hots (heroes of the storm). Smite is really good for those who lack funding and it's far more balance due to everything being a skilled shot. Had I not spent the money on LoL I would of quit by now. Do not spend money on LoL. Get out while you're ahead.

I hate my ADC11/13/2016, 5:23:19 AM4 votes

Why I'm starting to hate league: Snowballception

League is snowballing into becoming more snowball.

Lord Galvatron11/13/2016, 6:40:13 AM4 votes

I'm my opinion the worst thing is the MMR reset. Basically unplayable now because every game now I get a mid laner who goes 0/11 and starts swearing in a different language. There is a streak in my match history where I get 3-4 games in a row with Vaynes who do terribly and then flame the rest of our team.

SlaktarTasken11/13/2016, 6:29:13 AM2 votes

As for the Q's the reasons you stated are exacly why true soloQ should be implemented alongside flexQ, that way players get to chose if they want to prioratize playing with their friends or playing on a ladder with completely intact integrity.

Too me the idea of bringing douQ back, after the complete bashing it got before the shitfest that was DQ got introduced just to bring it back again? Now?! After DQ has brough this games' abuse culture to an entirely new level? Am I the only one who thinks this is completely fucking mental decisionmaking?

Everone and their mother understands that very same abuse culture, with all of it's implications, will find a new home in solo/duo all while draining the flexQ of strength because no competitive duo will ever chose it over solo/duoQ. But no one but hardcores cares because the rest has it in mind to abuse it themselves. Mark my words, this exacly what will happen.

This and the scores of other selfmade problems, including retarded dmg amp, retardedly spamhappy gameplay with management actually becoming extinct, the slow killing of strategic diversity, the now huge cast of overpowered champs that can never be completely banned out, the vast ocean of near useless champs and more that Riot has pushed on us for the sake of "freschness" is the reason season 7 will be even more shit than season 6. Good riddance I say, this game already went down the drain, now it's just going to float the rest of the way through the sewers like the polished turd it is.

Let the downvotes rain IDGAF.

Tobias Brackner11/13/2016, 7:33:08 AM2 votes

"Oh look, another QQ thread! Maybe they will point out how many babies there are in the community and people need to stop whining!"

Opens thread.

First thing the guy does is blame Riot.

Git gud dude.

The Yetii Rider11/13/2016, 8:17:42 AM2 votes

Can't buy meta junglers?

The whole point of the jungle is that there is no meta. You can play AP, tank, carry, support, marksman, whatever the hell you want. Olaf jungle, Evelynn jungle, Amumu jungle, Vi jungle, Nautilus jungle, Malphite jungle there's barely any champions in the game who can't jungle. Even Karma can jungle!

If by 'meta junglers' you mean the champions who statistically have the most impact on the game, fuck that. Seriously, fuck that and fuck your teammates. The jungle exists so that you can farm and take objectives in peace, without needing to worry about your CS being stolen by your own minions or being zoned, harassed or ganked. Jungling is for the PVE player, the player who just wants to get to the gruesome teamfights in 20 minutes and has absolutely no interest in the mind-numbing "point. click. point. click." of laning.

Teammates bitching because you don't gank enough? Mute em. Teammates bitching because they're getting camped? Mute em. Teammates bitching because you're 0/0/0 and the enemy jungler is 6/0/2? Mute em. If someone thinks they can do your role better than you, they should queue up for that role. Just play whatever you think is fun, man. That's what the jungle is for.

aspects111/13/2016, 7:05:30 AM1 votes

gragas isnt op anymore tho :^)

Plastic Mem0ries11/13/2016, 7:20:04 AM1 votes

If I'm being honest, play whatever you want as long as it's meta. What I mean by that - don't pick ezreal support. Meta as in pick what is supposed to go in what lane. Legit - you can play any champion and get results. Sure there's the "op" and "fotm" (flavor of the month) champions that are literally no brainers, but if you're the better player playing the champ (or champs) you've played for a while and have more experience in leagues mechanics and gameplay in general, you'll win even with the worst champions.

Think of Aatrox. I haven't see a Aatrox is forever. Literally, haven't seen one in about... a year and a half. And yet you can STOMP with him. He might not be FOTM, but I'm gonna guess that others haven't seen him for a while either, which makes for a sort of old yorick effect before the rework. No one played him, so no one knew wtf he did and by players who played him often, got stomped by him.

TLDR; I only read like 1/3rd of your post but I THINK I get the jist of it and made my point in this post :). Comment if I'm wrong though and I'll actually read it :c.

Moooose311/13/2016, 4:40:07 AM1 votes

I've been one tricking forever really it's not that bad. If you can't do it idk maybe get better with the champ. Sitting at around a 68% winrate in 450 games across my 3 accounts on thresh (all plat1+) so idk maybe thresh is just broken. But if you really like a champ that much just keep playing it who cares.

Rebonack11/13/2016, 6:39:09 AM1 votes

I just want Definitely Dominion back...

xxxDogmanxxx11/13/2016, 3:32:46 PM1 votes

I still play my main XinZhao all the time, and he got nefed to the ground last season.