Why maps are not horizontal?

Hello there to all the community and the rioters, my ign is KhalKheos and I'm an italian player. I was wondering about a topic that is hunting me a lot: horizontal maps. I belong to the repulsing (said by many lol) part of the community that uses the lock view, although I tried so hard to use the unlocked one, I can't focus on playing good and moving around the pointer to fix my view on the map, that is just not my thing and I've tried so hard. So why maps in 5v5 are not horizontal? Or at least, why there's not a tool that allows you to rotate in the 4 cardinal points the map, and play the angle you find comfortable with? Sides are random in the maps, so I don't see the utility to putting side and creating disadvantages on some teams. For me, when I play botlane right side, it is impossible to play (and causing 100% of bad plays). If you make us choose between locked and unlocked screen, you should also putting us in condition of play in square or rhombus maps (the latter being with perfectly horizontal midlane, to be clear). This is the reason I haven't played 5v5 in months and won't do so, since I only play 3v3 with the perfect map, for me. Let me know how many of you share my point or not in the poll below and thank you everyone for the attention.

Thank you again and have a good day everybody!

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