Ilaoi feels horrible
Holy moly, I have never felt more useless on a champion. Yeah I realize she's supposed to be a big lane bully. But she doesen't even win against most other lane bullies like Darius and Renekton due to her lack of sustain.
I just had a game where I picked Illaoi and was against Nasus. I knew what I had to. Zone Nasus, keep him from stacking. Your Usual duty against Nasus. I did do a decent job of keeping him from stacking keeping about a 50 cs lead by 10 min. (A bit difficuilt though because my main harass pushes the wave) At one point Sej ganked but played it really bad. So I ended up killing both of them with master yi's help.
At this point I felt pretty good. We dived Nasus, took top tower, and now I was ready to help my team. However this is when things went downhill.
Team fight broke out near Dragon. I'm here Black cleaver completed and i'm feeling strong. I find myself in the middle of all of them and "SLAM!"
"Hey wait guys where are you going!" They walked away...
The tentacles that did hit didn't even look like they did that much... I got Cc'd, died and stared disappointing at my black and white screen.
I pondered it a bit. "Well it makes sence I mean counterplay and stuff..." But then I pictured what would have happened if I played Darius, or Riven, Or fucking anybody. I think I would have made more of a difference on god damn Aatrox.
But No it's fine... I'm obviously just meant to splitpush right?
Let's split push. So i'm splitting as you do. Notice some people are missing so I start hauling ass. People are surrounding me and I can't hop a wall due to my lack of flash. So I buckle up, grab someones spirit, "AND SLAM!"
I got locked down and died before I could w a second time. WELL FUCK!
Basically the rest of the game was me trying to clear waves with my shitty wave clear and be more useless until we inevitably lost. Now we didn't just lose because I picked Illaoi of course. Their Sejuani and master tier Varus had a bit to do with it. The point is how much nothing I was and felt like after lane phase.
Lane phase didn't even feel that good now that I think about it! Illaoi is clunky as fuck. She legit feels like an 80 year old carrying a huge fucking bowling ball. While playing on 200 ping.
I mean Holy shit look at these abilities!
Q- Shittier Darius Q in a line that's more predictable than Sion in general. Can't move when you do it like Darius either.
W- The worst auto reset in the world. Take a shot each time it's canceled and you will be dead by 10 mins. I would take new Rengar Q over this shit in a heartbeat.
E- One of her core abilities that you have more luck hitting a blitz hook than this shit. It's also completely cucked by dots and simply walking away...
R- "SLAM!"..... yeah you get it.
tl;dr: Illaoi feels like brick. A big ass, slow ass, clunky ass, useless ass, fucking brick.
Thank you for reading.