How To Not Play Adc | 5v5 Ranked Flex

Crylium·2/2/2020, 3:47:42 AM·13 votes·7,243 views

A full on fight is happening, the enemy team carries are all pretty low on health. I'm playing soraka trying my best to heal and keep my team alive, enemy sylas is self healing for stupid amounts of hp going around destroying my team. Mean while the MF adc on my team is Ignoring the fight, csing minions, killing wards ect. then types "sorry" after the fight ended with all of us dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6SiCg61kr4&feature=youtu.be

MF CAM | She killed 2 Rek'Sai burrows, 1 Riven with ult who was 5 hp, a few minions and 2 wards for that nice free gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7VHbItOoYM&feature=youtu.be

Team Cam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2EtBU7LRlA&feature=youtu.be

And no, its not funny... so don't laugh. [slayer-jinx-unamused]

14 Comments

Make Me Wet2/2/2020, 4:12:37 AM9 votes

I think this is hilarious, I'm so sorry. Just the camera flipping from death & carnage to peaceful farm simulator is priceless.

teto god supp2/2/2020, 4:43:42 AM3 votes

Also honestly in 5v5 flex u should have ur whole team in discord/voice comms cause if u dont, people with adhd and no macro/team play knowledge will say "BUTTERFLY" and walk anywhere thy want.

Legit i'd be on comms the whole time as supp, ADC NOT HERE, ADC NOT HERE, ADC NOT HERE, STALL STALL STALL, ADC ENROUTE ADC ENROUTE STALL TARGET NAME TARGET NAME TARGET NAME.

Beacon Academy2/2/2020, 1:03:13 PM3 votes

So... Unpopular opinion but...

Sett was being dumb and forced the team to pretty much straggle in one by one for a teamfight that was centered around nothing. Even if you argue that the dragon was alive, that is no excuse for Sett to yolo-dive into the enemy jungle or for the team to be so desperate to go in one by one after him.

I'm not an ADC player, but I'm pretty sure MF was well within her rights to not participate in that fight.

Edit: Not to mention that Nautilus had ult and the other four have ways to dive onto MF even with Sett there. Its fucking insane to say that MF should have "just gone in" when everyone on the team had also already moved away from Sett before he even went in.

HazeVictory2/2/2020, 7:39:04 AM3 votes

This every match ever. As a top/mid laner it makes me throw up to see the decision making skills most ADC mains possess.

I illustrate2/2/2020, 9:36:34 PM2 votes

as with the comments above, i also believe that at some point mf just couldnt go near anymore. walking up through botlane and into the jungle after ulting riven wouldve gotten her killed for essentially fucking flanking stupid fast and by the time she couldve gone around everyone was dead.

FSRER2/2/2020, 9:59:58 AM2 votes

I remember back in the days when such plays were made in bronze and silver and you could excuse that. Now, such players can be found up until high plat and low diamond which really shows how the player skill has deteriorated due to the 1 shot meta

Thefrostyviking2/2/2020, 11:44:34 AM2 votes

Oh gawd this is painful to watch as someone whose been spamming MF in recent time, my eyes hurt.

She had this excellent fat frontline in sett and malphite and as long as she took care to not ult into the Yasuo windwall she should have had a good time with minimal effort spent.

Meanwhile i get a jungle trundle troll who engages on fed enemy midlane + enemy botlane way ahead of me and the support who recalled a full 20 seconds earlier and own midlaner being dead and then ragequits when he inevitably gets demolished in a matter of seconds after tossing a few choice lines about me not helping him even after i ran over ASAP when he got caught out and even healed him.

Or another game i have a jungler flaming my toplane because said toplaner died because the junlger decided he´d stop his approach midway to clear scuttler after pinging for an engage making my toplane die for nothing.

"Stupid r%%%%% watch the map, i was gona take scuttler first" he says after having sat just outside lane and pinged that he was going in, then when called out on it he starts flaming basically everyone.

Aight.

Where did all the chill and mellow people go? T_T

Aminumbra2/2/2020, 8:13:48 PM2 votes

Lulz. People blaming the MF for this fight ?

You cannot expect her to know what important CD are available/gone in the ennemy team, unless you're at a higher ELO that what I can see. It is reasonable to assume that the ennemy pretty much has everything up. On the other hand, she CAN see that Malphite R, the main engage tool, and her own flash, are down. In this situation, it is definitely not a good idea to stand close to Nautilus/Rek/Riven/Sylas/Yasuo, who can ALL quite easily get on top of her and instantly blow her up.
You cannot expect her to know where the ennemy Yasuo is. However, she KNOWS that Xerath is not there, and so a fight should not be initiated. Besides, due to how the two compositions interact, it is pretty clear that the goal of MF's team is to play slowly and poke with Xerath, while having a Soraka to heal any kind of poke that they could receive themselves. Indeed, you DON'T want to initiate head-on fights when your carries are MF/Xerath and theirs are Sylas/Yasuo.
Macro-wise, pushing the botlane before trying to get some control over the drake & the river IS the right thing to do, especially when you consider the teams relative positions at the start of the fight.
Due to where the fight was initiated by Sett, after helping killing Riven, there was NO WAY for MF to join the fight in a reasonable amount of time. She sure could've run to her allies instantly, but she would have probably been too late anyway. It was the TEAM's fault to keep fighting in a narrow position into the ennemy jungle against Yasuo/Sylas who are more than happy to play in this situation, with no ADC nearby.
When she decided to hit the ward & go back under the tower, the fight was pretty much over. Unless there was some communication (and if there was none, the whole team is to blame), it was very unlikely that Xerath would like to keep fighting, considering how Soraka is running away at the end.
At the very end, Xerath is being flashed-on, and dies instantly. If MF was there, she would've died exactly at the same time with him, as she has no flash and no way to survive in this situation against those champions.

TL;DR: you're blaming the MF for not wanting to join a ridiculous fight that happened in a location that she couldn't reach, against champions she cannot play against without Flash, and for refusing to play according to the ennemy Win Conditions that basically consist in "taking random, brutal fights in the jungle where Xerath/MF cannot poke them". Nice :)

kurdt9112/2/2020, 6:00:53 AM1 votes

Well, MF is braindead champion. Even for adc. So don't expect from MF players any aknowledge in macro.