Why there is no respect for BRONZE V?

spombjop··4 votes·1,864 views

First of all in bronze 5 are not all retards, some of these people just reached level 30 and fall there because they are unable to climb while some people (that should be in their place) got placed in silver by luck (don't worry next season they'll be bronze too).

BRONZE V NEEDS SOME RESPECT BY THIS RETARDED COMMUNITY

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redniwediS18 votes

See, this is why Bronze 5 gets no respect.

You're both demanding respect and insulting everyone in your post here. Do you not see the irony?

DREADN0UGHT6 votes

Ikr, gave me a giggle.

Rebel 9867 votes

You want a participation ribbon lol

BluePolarizer6 votes

The only way I can distinguish bronze 5 from bots is that bots have good dodging mechanics.

spombjop1 votes

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The only way I can distinguish bronze 5 from bots is that bots have good dodging mechanics.

bots are scripted.

EndlessSorcerer3 votes

They were referring to the Co-op vs AI bots, which are deliberately handicapped to provide a moderate challenge for beginning players and pretty much no one else.

spombjop1 votes

respect the fucking BRONZE V

Lmao Get Mooned5 votes

As a bronzie, I can definitely say that most of us are idiots. ELO Hell doesn't really exist, i kept telling myself that and i never climbed. Once i realized i actually sucked at the game i got better and now i've climbed from bronze 5 0LP to bronze 4 20LP in a day. It's not that hard. Watch some guides and you'll get out.

spombjop2 votes

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As a bronzie, I can definitely say that most of us are idiots. ELO Hell doesn't really exist, i kept telling myself that and i never climbed. Once i realized i actually sucked at the game i got better and now i've climbed from bronze 5 0LP to bronze 4 20LP in a day. It's not that hard. Watch some guides and you'll get out.

If you're gold, you're there because of yourself. But if you're fucking bronze you're there because of teams.

Leopards Ghost1 votes

accurate.

GenghisEmo1 votes

Elo hell exist. If i know how to prioritize objectives and end the game in the most efficient manner, an ally or two ruins it and prolongs the game or even throws it.

It exist. However, it isn't impossible to climb however, but others do make it more tedious than it has to be. So much so, that i rarely play Ranked, since it seems Normals will likely have me with someone with more MMR or higher elo than me and actually heeding my advice (and then post-game ask "how are you Bronze 3?").

spombjop1 votes

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Elo hell exist.

ofc.

Leopards Ghost1 votes

try climbing out of bronze from bronze5 0LP. it will take you a year.

i raised my win% like 10 points, readjusted my kda to 1:1:1 from shit, and i'm still in bronzeV despite numerous carries, lane management, & map awareness.

i dont even want to play anymore. if the only way to climb is with teammates then i dont give a shit about your game.

Fact.

ffs my friend in bronzeIV and i load up a normal match as adc/support and go 40/3 (3 because i cover lanes as sona while he's buying). that's bronzeV.

here's my last 5 matches after fighting at the bottom of the B4 ladder for 10 matches. 2/2/11 soraka jungle no smite. trolled by top pregame. win. 10/5/4 master yi. loss. team: 25v35 (15v30) 4/4/2 braum . loss. team 16v42 (12v38) (0LP) game missing: nautilus mid. loss. (demoted) 7/8/11 cassiopeia. loss. team 46v58 (39v50) 6/4/7 cassiopeia. loss. team 26v41 (20v37) (37LP B5)

this is after i hit a hotstreak two weeks ago and climbed from 0LP bronze5 to 92LP bronze4 in one go.

Leopards Ghost1 votes

15/3/3 S-rating Master Yi. Quadrakill. Loss. 18LP Bronze5. team: 31v26 (16v23)

welcome to bronze league.

you can climb bronze. trust me. you're just bad. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fgo9XRMoJaE/ViN59kl7y4I/AAAAAAAAFjQ/FVX4dvEMYp0/s320/king-of-troll.png

DREADN0UGHT4 votes

I don't hate bronze 5, I just think its cute when they claim to be ''the only player who is not autistic'' on their whole division.

spombjop2 votes

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I don't hate bronze 5, I just think its cute when they claim to be ''the only player who is not autistic'' on their whole division.

number of AFks these is 80% number of retards in your team there is 95% number of trolls aka smurfs that lose intentionaly there is 70% more than in other divisions

DREADN0UGHT3 votes

So, you tell us to respect your ELO, but you don't respect it yourself? Legit.

Kãtãrinã2 votes

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number of AFks these is 80% number of retards in your team there is 95% number of trolls aka smurfs that lose intentionaly there is 70% more than in other divisions

and show me were you got your statistics. like hard evidence of each of your claims please. Solid proof. or wait is it because you don't have the skill to climb so you make excuses cause yoru ego says "i'm not bronze 5 it must be every1 else" Please you are a prime example as why i look down at lower elos. Not because of lack of skill but because all they do is make excuses, blame other things, and the sort. So enjoy bronze i guess?

spombjop1 votes

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and show me were you got your statistics. like hard evidence of each of your claims please. Solid proof. or wait is it because you don't have the skill to climb so you make excuses cause yoru ego says "i'm not bronze 5 it must be every1 else" Please you are a prime example as why i look down at lower elos. Not because of lack of skill but because all they do is make excuses, blame other things, and the sort. So enjoy bronze i guess?

http://www.lolking.net/summoner/euw/66726795#ranked-stats

good stats and BAD teams.

Leopards Ghost1 votes

as a bronze5 player he's right. you're wrong. take your statistics and shove it up your elitist hat.

GaleWinUnleashed4 votes

Earn it. You're making excuses and insulting everybody; that's not very respectable behavior.

ShinkoMinori3 votes

I went 2-8 in my provisionals and I ended up in silver 3 lmao

spombjop1 votes

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I went 2-8 in my provisionals and I ended up in silver 3 lmao

but u should be bronze 5. u're not silver for me

ShinkoMinori6 votes

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but u should be bronze 5. u're not silver for me

I am silver 1 right now :)

spombjop1 votes

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I am silver 1 right now :)

still deserve bronze v

ThiccDaddyTrump3 votes

Not as much as you do lmao

Warlord Zudane1 votes

First year player, first season, 2-8 put me at Bronze 2.

Grivendal2 votes

Ok,but just so you know silver is not better than bronze in anyway.You will encounter so much more premades than bronze but the skill level is the same.

Mysticman892 votes

The key is to respect yourself.

The Queen Viper2 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccU4y15XQ9Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8BtklaSWl0

No respect, in what regard? Where do you think you need respect?

Bronzies don't really know much about the game and are quite inexperienced.

spombjop2 votes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccU4y15XQ9Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8BtklaSWl0

No respect, in what regard? Where do you think you need respect?

Bronzies don't really know much about the game and are quite inexperienced.

This guy is totally wrong. Silvers and golds mechanicallygood? HAHAHAH Tell any goldie or silver to farm 19 cs in 3:00 using only AA and he'll fail.

GenghisEmo1 votes

There are Bronze that are mechanically good, but in Bronze you dont need as many high cs numbers, since the point of Bronze is to "PLay ARAM, Rush and Group Mid while the inhib is down, and pray to the Sun God you force a victory after 55 minutes of back and forth".

There are those that can actually play better than Golds, or as good as one. But they make dumb choices or are too lazy to learn.

Others play smart, but get stuck being the only one that can play smart and see everything that was macro and micro managed go up in flames.

And then there are the true Bronze, the ones that just plain suck, but still deserve our respect..

Tyrone Lannister1 votes

Nope.

Jeddite1 votes

Because of Bronze V players like this Draven.

http://imgur.com/FMEceXn

Rushes Ghostblade, then Shiv, then Infinity Edge. And when told to build some MR, he buys a Chalice (after spending 20minutes getting 2-shot by Nidalee and Ziggs).

Leopards Ghost1 votes

sorry bro elo matchmaking is broken. no one gives a shit about BronzeV because none of them were in BronzeV.

at this point i'm just queueing up until i buy overwatch, i'm literally bored af during games.

Herny knock down1 votes

Actually if you just reach lvl 30 and go straight into ranks...You deserve bronze, not telling is your case but I'm telling you that any one who does that, deserve bronze .

Dominick Destine1 votes

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First of all in bronze 5 are not all retards

Correct. Calling Bronze V players "retards" is an insult to "retards" everywhere.

But more to the point; It's a very core component to nerd culture... the concept of Meritocracy which is often misconstrued as "Elitism".

Bronze V are the worst of the worst and thus are allotted no respect. Diamond and above are the best of the best and thus, are (in theory) allotted much greater respect by default even. Nerds are always looking upward and have a very high tendency for admiration/hero worship.... but also a desire to achieve, to strive to the top.

We just want to be the very best... like no one ever was...

Squidward Dab1 votes

I can't tell if this guy legit or just joking

Hige1 votes

uhm, sorry I disagree, during all season 1 and 2 I was bronze, on season 3 I fell on Bronze 5 but honestly that didn't last long, I climbed in no time, for real, I was silver in 2 weeks tops, I was earning so much LP per win that I literally was in hotstreak until I reached silver 4.

Bronze 5 has its problems, but if you really really understand the game, you can climb out of it really quick.

Not to say that bronze 5 players don't deserve respect but there's something you're doing wrong and your understanding of the game is not topnotch, so respectfully I'm wary of your opinions.

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