Very Angry Post

This is coming from a match that I just played, so I feel the need to blow off some steam really quickly.

I'd like to complain about all of the champions that I just faced.

Mid laner - I really wish I could use some sort of foul language here. But Ahri is a complete c***. I absolutely hate her. But of course I was doing really well against her at first. I was Ryze dodging all of her charms and q's. I was feeling really good about myself. I was getting in some pretty decent combos/doing a bunch of damage. She finally hits one, but it doesn't do a whole lot because she doesn't have that many items and I outplay and kill her. So i'm ahead of her. But then at late game I start falling off because all she has to do is charm me into her team.

"Support" - Aka. C*** #2 of the team. I despise Blitz. He has a pull that's range is sooooooooooo long it's ridiculous. Then he has a knockup that does insane damage. And then his CC silence allows nobody to do anything. He is the scourge of League. I truly hate this character. Also very tanky. Very.

So we have a character that charms and a character that pulls/knocks up/silences. So not that bad right. Wrong, it gets worse.

Top - Aka A**hole Garen top lane. Yay. Garen. Top. Woo. Silence mixed with an E that can follow you anywhere because it's 20x faster than you are. Basically kills you and as if that doesn't do enough damage he has a lock-on ult that does scaling true damage. Woo. Not unfair at all. Then not to mention while all of this is happening he can tank 30 tower shots will doing all of this to you. Great to know.

So now you have a charmer, a "support" that pulls, knocks-up/and silences, and also a top laner that wont die, can walk through towers with ease, can kill you with a single E, and silences, and point and click super ult. Woo.

Jungler - Lee Sin... This guy was the worst on their team in my opinion. He wasn't great. But he helped.Nothing really wrong with him. He rarely hit his q's, at least on me.

and last but not least ADC

ADC - Vayne aka Super C***, she was the worst on the team. Especially when she started destroying my team. I don't know what happened down bot lane. But she started getting kills left and right. Out of nowhere even. Boom 2/3 hits me, that's really fun to play against. No. It's absolutely terrible.

So final summation. Here's usually how my death scenarios went:

I would try to run away. I get pulled by Blitz then stunned and silenced. Woo. Then charmed by Ahri whilst also being silenced by Garen. Then being ragdolled away by either Lee Sin's kick to the face or Vayne's arrow spiking you into the wall. Fun then being finished off. Great.

Really needed to get this out.

I know it is probably 99.9999999% my fault that I lose. But it always seems like I get paired with the crappiest team in the nation. Like what the heck is going on with my matchmaking. Sure I'll get put with a Rank 7 Yasuo "God" but then ends up getting dumped on then blames our team because we don't help him when he runs out by himself into a 1v5 and can't pentakill. Or I just get put with people that have no frickin' clue what they're doing. They bum rush into a 1v5 and one by one get the team slaughtered because they don't know how to teamfight.

I'm always getting put against smurfs too. Like... I have maybe 120 wins... And probably 160-170 losses. Here recently I've had a HUGE losing streak because I get put with dumb people and the enemies are Legends. I don't get it.

Again just needed to rant.

Still love League. Such an abusive relationship.