So there i was, in my promos to d3... when suddenly the premades attacked

I was playing solo, 1-1 in promos from d4 to d3. I had just lost my last gmae because i had an afk toplane and i was taking a risk playing my final game of the promos tilted, but w/e. Gotta get over that ladder anxiety.

So per usual, i get jungle lock in xin since im a dirty xin zhao one-trick and get ready for one helluva game.

So here's the deal, we pretty quickly found out they were premades because the sheer amount of bot roams. I got killed in the river by their lucian/alistar botlane several times, and their nidalee was pretty much down my top and mids neck the entire game. There was also a stupid amount of 4 man dives in the mid and botlane.

Eventually, things are looking pretty bad. We're down 2 towers and they have their lulu shoving bot (stupidest thing ever, i'll explain that later) and they have 4 top shoving for that second tower. We decide to engage them top as 5 because their lulu bot DOESNT EVEN HAVE TP. We kill their top laner, and the rest get away with 1/5 or less hp. Obviously, being intelligent d4 players, we decide to baron. We get the baron, kill their nid who tried to steal (GL outsmiting me).

From there, we're winning the game pretty hard. We win all of the following engages, take inhib, end and whoopty-fuckin-doo. They all start trash talking their lulu in all chat and in the post game chat. Lulu was the 1 solo out of the premade squad and they decided to shit on him and blame him. Yes he shouldn't have been bot shoving with fucking barrier, but i doubt they were communicating anything to him that game other than insults.

To confirm it was a 4-1 i looked at their recently played with on na.op.gg and found that each person on the other team played multiple games with eachother except the lulu.

I won that game, but let me tell you something: It was a shitshow game. Playing against a team that is very coordinated throughout the early game is brutal. Normally on solo ladder people don't squad up until the time that baron is around, or for dragon fights. But when against premades, all they do is cheese cheese and CHEESE. And then they lose because all they know is how to snowball, they don't know gates, they don't know how to win games. They're not worthy of the elo they are in. But they are there, because dynamic queue let them get there and make my games shitty.

Get these fuckin premades out the ranked ladder riot.