My Opinion of Upcoming Preseason Changes, Case by Case

**Topic one: Jungle "Plants" **

Knee-jerk reaction: I hate them. I hate the idea of cluttering the map with them, having to play around them and having to look at the clunkiness of their interactions (satchel-charge plant I'm looking at you). To be honest it seems like an idea slapped together and haphazardly implemented. It's also another overly-complex balance project that takes away from other pressing matters within the game-balance paradigm. The map is too small for them and they devalue the game as a whole with their cheap, unrefined tastelessness. ** Topic two: Shaco**

Knee-jerk reaction: I hate it. Shaco is a toxic champion designed to grief and frustrate enemy players into making poor decisions. He did not need a buff now or ever and I wouldn't mind if I never played against him again. This champion deserves a full-scale rework into something that isn't anti-fun. ** Topic three: Twitch and the "invisibility" changes**

Knee-jerk reaction: pls no! This one I am particularly biased about due to Twitch being my favorite champion. Twitch as a risk/reward champion in the "AD carry" position is in my opinion very balanced. Changing his Q to "evelynn passive" seems completely unfair when no context is given as to why and other champions with similar play patterns are set to retain their invisibility (Shaco). His Q is core to the champion's design, playstyle and identity within the game! I do not condone changing Twitch in such a manner and would sooner eat hot garbage than to see him reworked into a filthy jungler. Get it...filthy jungler. (@riotphreak) **

In summation, I would like to see jungle plants never spoken of again, Shaco deleted from the game, and Twitch to remain intact as a viable AD Carry. Thank you and good day, sir.