It has been a painful climb this season Riot, and I'm honestly done with your matchmaking/balances.

ContempterX·11/4/2019, 8:17:00 PM·2 votes·935 views

Before you simply concluded "Negative Confirmation Bias blah" "you're tilted", this is the sum total of the experiences throughout the recent 4 months, not just a momentary-based rant.

You can slowly improve yourself and climbed from Plat 4 to Plat 1, then once summer hits the kids will slowly chip you down back to Plat 4. It's painful. It's more painful when you figured out it was the kids who are dragging you down.

It has already been 10 years and leaving after the 2:00 mark is still a thing in Yoloqueue.

**How do you tell they are kids, you asked? **You can easily differentiate them as they are simply a walking radiator of flames and rages, with occasional inting mixed in.

You can have the most self-centered Lucian on this planet, after loading into game, would suddenly start an argument with his support and runs to mid-lane at the 1:15 mark claming he is having "communicate issues" with bot lane partners and proceeds to contest your mid lane farm.

You are then matched with a TahmKench support who are on 4 games win streaks, openly admitted he's "elo boosting this account for money". Yeah and right at this very game he suddenly switched to item 3117, running it down mid and stated "Sorry my main account is Master, I can climb. But my client tweaked the offers so I will have to drop this account back to Plat 4. Sorry folks Ill have to bring you down" "Ugh you have to 1v9 carry these F*ckers" you say. Good luck carrying this TahmKench who saves W only to interrupt your R Malzahar https://i.imgur.com/dA5wF01.jpg[/img]

And once you finally crawl back to BO here comes the main dish

https://i.imgur.com/LWzJA09.jpg[/img] You can pair with the most dedicated inting team that decided to keep getting caught individually by either Ashe R or Irelia Your Xayah can still get hit by Ashe R with summoner 4 and R up. Oh and yeah she got deleted before the stun duration ends and hence the unused stopwatchitem 2419 because Riot loves damage.

Oh and before you say about grevious wounds I built item 3165, does not matter because Conqueror is a very balanced rune

Or lets say https://i.imgur.com/EvdtKKL.jpg[/img] Have fun carrying this duo who still refused to put wards after getting ganked by lv 4 Olaf 4 times in a row. Like seriously can you believe a lv 5Olaf can already be 5/0/0 and its all from bot lane? Not to mention the Olaf is clearly a smurf with win streaks as Olaf and is definitely a dedicated disciples of Tarzan.


And btw Platinum are so full of boosted supports who clearly abused the Ardent Cancer item 3504 to Diamond in s7. Seriously how could a Nami main ends the game with only a crowd control score of 8?

3 Comments

needHymn11/4/2019, 8:58:18 PM2 votes

Dude, you should read your post.

It would take you all day.

Kai Guy11/4/2019, 9:19:16 PM2 votes

How do you tell they are kids, you asked?

I usually go with time of day and # of "your mother" comments.

8640011/4/2019, 10:46:25 PM2 votes

This guy is mad as hell.