Snakes don't wear boots? What about tentacle monsters?

lokipaws·May 24, 2016·15 votes·2,184 views

since the mage update and the change to most the champions where pretty nice. except one that really makes little or no since to me. snakes cant wear boots on while on the other hand other champs like either don't have feet couldn't possibly wear shoe's can still buy and wear shoe's.

why should a tentacle void monster be able to wear shoe's if cant? and what about a fish what she going to do wear them on her hands?

the more i think about it the more it feels like an unjustified handy cap placed on so the other champions can point and laugh at her. i really think the "snakes cant wear boots " should be more of if " You don't have human feet you cant wear boots"

i think i feel that would be a more interesting way of handling it instead of what feels like another way to discourage a champion thought Demacia's political bullying tactics.

[ repost since the other disappeared on me ]

14 Comments

ViashinoWizardMay 24, 201612 votes

Velkoz "Shopkeeper, I would like to purchase these 'boots' with human currency." Velkoz item 1001 Velkoz "Hm yes." Velkoz *ZZZRT* Velkoz "Research log, entry 3.14: item 'boots' analyzed. Movement speed enhanced."

Kitten of EvilMay 24, 20166 votes

AurelionSol : item 1001 "Put it on my tab. The name's Vel'Koz. With a V."

Asriel MemesterMay 24, 20167 votes

Nani wears them on her head. Used to be searching hat in shop would make boots of speed appear when playing her.

http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpf1/t51.2885-15/10296791_596979627076577_920651616_a.jpg

lokipawsMay 24, 20161 votes

haha omg that is cute

Kitten of EvilMay 24, 20161 votes

Cass used to wear them on her head too!

SonaTitsAndAssMay 24, 20166 votes

Velkoz : i find the term "tentacle monster" offensive, ill have you know I am a caring tentacle being who spends weekends from the rift looking after stray dogs. Jesus the nerve of some carbon based life forms. BLASTS CUP OF TEA WITH DISINTEGRATION RAY humf.

lokipawsMay 24, 20161 votes

Blitzcrank : that was offensive you should hear them talk about how robots cant cry.

MunchCrunchLunchMay 24, 20165 votes

I'd cry if i lose my breath every time i run for 4 seconds

HoleJumperMay 24, 20162 votes

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: i find the term "tentacle monster" offensive, ill have you know I am a caring tentacle being who spends weekends from the rift looking after stray dogs. Jesus the nerve of some carbon based life forms. BLASTS CUP OF TEA WITH DISINTEGRATION RAY humf.

upvote for the meme

PheonixwishMay 24, 20162 votes

I guess from a gameplay standpoint there was too much going on with her abilities that she needed a simple passive.

From a lore standpoint, it's part of her tragedy. She can't integrate herself into society anymore, but she has gained newfound powers (extra ms in-game) that she can use to her advantage. It should be highlighted more with her than other champs...except maybe Nami.

Sahn UzalMay 24, 20162 votes

She is unable to buy boots so she can spend all her 6 items slots on AP items, and doesn't have to spend 1000 gold on boots, she can pump that gold into getting a Needlesly large rod just a bit quicker. IMO it's absolutely genius.

TTK DreadnoughtMay 26, 20161 votes

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She is unable to buy boots so she can spend all her 6 items slots on AP items, and doesn't have to spend 1000 gold on boots, she can pump that gold into getting a Needlesly large rod just a bit quicker. IMO it's absolutely genius.

however, now things like sorcerer's boots, and swifties (not so much) are unavailable.

now granted, now she can get abyssal and an extra ap item. but you lose MS

SpoofghoulMay 24, 20161 votes

But Velkoz wears socks tho

icedballsMay 24, 20161 votes

It makes about as much sense as Lucian or Jinx (and others) buying "swords" as weapons. They don't equip them and they don't use them, they just get the stats/on-hit effects for having them in their inventory. Boots should be no different. You shouldn't have to "wear" boots to get the stats, as you don't need to swing the sword or use the gun or wear 5 pieces of chest armor on top of each other (come on now...) to gain the effects. Trying to insert "it's unrealistic for Cassiopeia to have boots" because she has no feet is about as silly as Lucian using 5 swords when he only uses 2 guns (and has 2 hands...), or Garen wearing 5 breastplates when he only has one torso last I checked.