the Toxic Guide to Balancing League of Legends

1) Nerf My Enemies Champion this is a great way to spam gameplay with 15 threads about champions that you can't play but hate playing against.

2) Buff My Champion this is a great way to spam gameplay with 15 threads about champions you play but got countered with.

3) Give Me More Bans this is a great way to spam gameplay with 15 threads about champions that disrupt your play-from-the-lead strategy.

4) I'm Quitting this is a great way to spam gameplay with 15 threads about how you're going to quit league if riot doesn't do 1) 2) or 3).

5) Blame Others For Your Mistakes this is a great way to spam teamchat, allchat, and gameplay for 15 minutes about how you cant play your champion and lost the game without actually admitting you cant play your champion and lost the game.

6) Complain. Like, Alot. this is a great way to let riot know that until they make your champion easier to win with like miley cyrus on a wrecking ball you will spam gameplay with 15 threads about how imbalanced their game is.

7) Avoid Content this is a great way to casually bring up potentially important topics and turn them to your advantage to engage in 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) or 6) without actually researching problems & finding root causes. this has the bonus advantage of drowning out legitimate gameplay threads like newbies asking for advice on how to git gud or obvious breaks in gameplay by hackers.

8) Imitate Your Peers this is a great way to spam gameplay with 15 threads about the same toxic topic while promoting 7).

9) Do Not Engage In Reasoned Debates remember opinions are not the beginning of a debate, they are the end of one.

10) Take The Moral High Ground because subjective ethics make your posts seem less toxic.

glhf :)