Syndra players UNITE!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cjqdKJjBMMU/U8CnLcqKR8I/AAAAAAAADcg/RDpFVfWlQro/s1600/syndra_the_dark_sovereign_official_concept_art_by_zeronis-d5etunw.jpg Per Syndras commandments we must save our sovereign from this BLASPHEMY!!!!! here are the commandments of Syndra lest ye forget! THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SYNDRA

1. EMBRACE

• Syndra is our almighty sovereign. You have to obey her in every situation.

2. ABSOLUTE OBEDIENCE

• All lanes belong to Syndra. Where ever she goes, you submit the lane to her or support her.
• You shall win for Syndra. Your purpose is not to win for you or your team, it´s only to win for Syndra. If Syndra does not want to win the battle, you shall surrender at once.

3. LOYALTY

• Syndra´s enemys are your enemys. Even if her own teammates are against her, they shall become your enemys, too.
• Syndra shall never be disabled in the champion pool. If this happens, you shall not continue summoning in League Of Legends and it is your duty to start a riot at Riot Games!
• Syndra shall not be banned in champion select. If the enemy team contains some filthy unworthy Summoners who ban her, the game has to be dodged.

4. SACRIFICE

• You shall have 20 runes pages just for Syndra.
• The jungle belongs to Syndra. If she wants a blue or red buff, you shall give it to her.
• Syndra loves grapes. You shall give them to her.
• Our Dark Sovereign loves spheres. Ahri´s orb of deception, the center of Irelia´s sword and Oriana´s mechanical ball is to be handed over to Syndra on her demand.
• Syndra is entitled to get the last hit on the enemy Nexus. You shall give it to her.
• Syndra plays only for the purple side. If she is in a blue team you shall dodge for her so she can queue again.
• Syndra demands The Sentient Barn in the League Of Legends.

5. ADORATION

• Being close to Syndra means staying lower than her. Kneeling down if she isn´t floating is mandatory or if you are bigger than her (Zac, ChoGath and so on). Keep kneeling while laneing, fighting, spellcasting, recalling.
• Syndra loves to dress fancy. Buy her the Justicar skin and all upcoming skins. Request new skins from Riot. Design new skins. Make fanart of new Syndra skins!
• Syndra is beautiful - you shall never claim anything different.

6. PROTECTION

• Syndra shall not die. You shall peel, tank and cc the enemy for her so she can escape.
• Syndra shall get all the kills if possible.
• Prepair a kill for her as much as possible.
• Syndra is our heroine! Give her Lulu´s Whimsy, Jayce´s Gate, Sona´s Song of Celerity, Kayle´s Divine Blessing, Nunu´s Blood Boil and Zilean´s Time Warp whenever you can, so she can fly in an epic superwoman pose.

7. CLARITY

• When you summon Syndra, she actually summons you! Syndra plays with you!
• You shall not think Syndra gets exhausted. Fighting in battle and controling everything around her is not a hard task for Syndra. Her moans are simply expression of how fun it is for her to toy with everyone.
• Syndra is the most powerful being in Runeterra - rising. Exponential growing power > constant enormous power.

8. LOVE

• Corruption is fun! Syndra loves Varus with passion. Danceing with a Syndra as Varus on Summoner´s Rift is a privilege.
• Zed is Syndra´s best friend. Summoning Zed means he is played as Syndra´s personal guardian and right hand.
• Ahri is Syndra´s pet. The foxy lady is requiered to toy around and play with Syndra in a friendly, adorable manner.

9. UNDERSTANDING

• Syndra can dunk. She is a Dunk Misstress. So she shall be counted as memeber of the Dunk Squad.
• Syndra rules over the League Of Draven.
• Syndra approves Lulu´s and Veigar´s relationship.
• Syndra even lifts.
• Syndra never underestimates the power of the scout´s code.

10. PERFECTION -Syndra´s hair looks as white as the snow on top of the Freljord mountains. -Syndra´s skin is as soft as the meadows of Piltover. -Syndra´s eyes are bright like the city of Demacia. -Syndra´s body is as strong as the walls of Noxus. -Syndra´s mind is as clear as Ionia´s water.

seriously though, i have next to no faith that riot will listen, but i had to try. this change might be the final straw for me, and there is a good chance i will stop playing league if this goes live.