Fuck Yourself Riot

TonguePunchBox·4/1/2015, 3:11:25 AM·5 votes·900 views

Seriously, your balance team sucks at their jobs, fire them. You allow shitty broken champions to reign for season after season and false promise to fix champions who see no competitive play due to your shitty balance and design. Your report player function is abused by duos who troll and terrorize other players and then report them after the game. Your East Coast servers crash and I get demoted bc half my fucking teams DC and get no loss forgiven or moved back into the correct bracket. And meanwhile you stupid cunts go to the boards, read Nidalee complaints all day, and then sit around with Troll 2 the Movie on and laugh about how you're going to let her stay broken bc, why not Zed and Lee Sin always do. Seriously this post will be removed probably almost immediately but I hope some of you incompetent employees read this and know. I am self employed and run my own business. And if you of you retards worked for me I would fire you. Incompetency at its best. See you on the Fields of Dota 2. PS refund me my skins for all my champions who you butchered in order to make sure your shitty op champs who sell more skins get to be the most played and broken champions.

6 Comments

Tsugaga4/1/2015, 3:15:12 AM4 votes

Reports are meaningless and won't get you punished, you will only get punished if your behavior is bad, which it is.

"And if you of you retards"

Nice job.

Soybean164/1/2015, 3:13:44 AM3 votes

ur mad i think

Trylobyte4/1/2015, 3:16:25 AM3 votes

If you had posted this before 5.4 you may have had the slightest indication of a point. But now, nope, balance is better than it's been in a long time.

Judging by your post, you're a player we're not going to miss. Bye. Try not to get banned from Dota2.

ActuallyArrow4/1/2015, 3:54:49 AM3 votes

I am self employed and run my own business.

I imagine it isn't a very good business? Because you sure aren't acting professional on any level.

scrubz4/6/2015, 6:23:27 AM1 votes

Leblanc has so few skins but is a very popular pick

IcyPepper4/6/2015, 6:34:03 AM1 votes

And if you of you retards worked for me I would fire you

I don't think you could hold onto employees long enough to actually fire them.