The Cancer That Is League Of Legends

Revananites··12 votes·10,157 views

As i sit here writing this post ive just joined a game and as i was waiting to join the lobby the application just closes on me and get punished for no valid reason on my end. So what better to do with my time whilst i wait for the ban to come down then to show my absolute disgust with this game.

as a veteran at league of legends having played over 2,000 games on norms you begin to be so familiar with the game and to see every nook and cranny and though when i first started playing the game and i just enjoyed it for the incredible strategic game that it was and i began adding more and more champs to my arsenol that feeling has long since passed and all thats left is is noticed flaw after flaw.

since i started playing about a year ago everysingle one of my mains has been nerfed to oblivion...not some but all which is one thing but when they begin leaving players alone for patch after patch that need a nerf i become extremely salty, or worst when they decide that one of those players should now get a buff when in turn a nerf is what is neeed i sit there looking at my mains so unbelievably pissed wondering WTF. As i watched my beloved rek sai go then ekko, then poppy, and recently shen, and so on i cant help but wonder why and heres why. because of there utility, if used right with the team it is very unsettling but see thats just it if i wasnt paired up with the absolute worst players imaginable 80 percent of my games then yes maybe i could see that much needed nerf on that champion...but probably not. because as i see a potential combo from with the team that rarely gets exploited im am constantly a victim of the katarina or brand ult. that slays me and my teamates instantly even after adequately shutting down some of these champs like syndra its irrelevant because pointing and clicking R will eventually get them kills and get them the necessary gold to become even more devastating throughout the game. so as I struggle with these inconsistencies in league i look to make amends. so i decide to play rank where i know i can carry my weight and i just need my team to do so on there end. buuuut alas that proves a terrible idea simply because this games pairing system makes either no sense or hates me. given yes the level of competition goes up as expected but somehow the players im with are worst now that they were in norms. but wait a second its just a game revanites let it go..i can hear you saying it as you chuckle throughtout this ragefest of a post. but see that only leads me to my next point...YOU, the people that play this game. i have gotten so numb to terrible teamates and dont even bother telling the 0 and 4 adc and 1 and 3 support 13 minutes in the game to step the FUCK up anymore. i just silently bitch to myself and and begin nodding my head in discontent for the next 30-40 minutes as this horrific game will not end these feeders keep clicking no on the ff and forcing me to play against hopelessness. but dare i have a bad game im immediately chastised even when from pure skill still manage to regain my composure and being to make up for the bad beginning the unforgiving nature of these people is relentless and even then i would say okay because i get it and i just choose not to say anything doesnt mean they shouldnt...or does it? i have had on so many occasions the same person that screwed up the last game be back on my team and immediately reprimand me for doing poorly(note me doing poor compared to these people is not even close to the same thing because i know when im beat and how to stop feeding) or worst theyre on the enemy team now and begin talking all kinds crap on all chat should they kill me(which cracks me up, given its always the novice players that end up finally having a good game that begin talking all kinds of shit on all chat) and im in disarray on how to even respond so most times i simply dont and just spend the next 30 minutes seeing there constant negativity come on the screen moment after moment whether it be they get there ass kicked flash away and team comes in and saves them and they begin puffing up as if they had done something of worth. and heres an example. went bot with tahm against teemo and brand, brand doing a ton of damage so a few close engages but i inevitably lose and the teemo begins telling me that im new to tahm and i tell him no i main him. but hes relentless and says i have no idea how to play and that i have to be a novice so i just stop replying and die again and he starts in again even though the brand players skill is the only reason im losing. so sure enough as all to many times before i come back and begin reking the teemo as a support tahm kench so i legit completely copy what he said to me just replace the word tahm with teemo this guy flips out mutes me and reports me. every game its something more baffling and toxic reaching new heights i only use the story above as an example because its not just the most recent but because in a nutshell explains it the type of people that hoard this game legit copy everything he said to me NOT in excess or anything just copied and he became so pissed he rages then mutes and reports but the point is if your so offended by it why start with it.

A rant??? Oh Hell Yeah Its A Rant.

16 Comments

DBS Ronovon5 votes

A great post buddy, and I sympathize with your plight. Don’t let the fan boys defending Riot for that sweet RP cheddar get you down brother, I hate em as much as you do, and this game is cancer player experience based anyway, not competitive.

You thought you could have fun and rank up legit and win games with skill? Well forget about it, because your MMR will make you lose or let you win by stacking the enemy team if you’re really good and win too much, or stacking your team if you’re losing your buns off.

Remember, they buff and nerf champs to appease as many people as possible so they get the most money which in the end does nothing but make the game suck as a whole and people who notice this lose all respect for the game as it ceases to be a real competition with shit like MMR and, Turret shields, Shut down gold to make wins and losses super random and not based on skill at all.

Get better Riot, your game isn’t good anymore, and if you guys thought it was, you’d apply the same garbage experience to the LCS too, but you don’t because it’s about something completely different.

So buddy, forget about ever going to the LCS, Riot doesn’t like you, me, or any of us, and we aren’t part of their elite group, so git gud man, that’s what they’ll tell you.

Revananites1 votes

I know its been damn near a year since you posted this and two years since I posted this rant, But I do wanna say I like this comment lol. I did read this when you posted it and appreciated the hell out of it, and as I went to post another ranty like post I went through this one again and did remember this comment. Nothing of any real value in this comment other than I'm drunk and this was the comment I needed back then.

idontcareMuteall1 votes

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I know its been damn near a year since you posted this and two years since I posted this rant, But I do wanna say I like this comment lol. I did read this when you posted it and appreciated the hell out of it, and as I went to post another ranty like post I went through this one again and did remember this comment. Nothing of any real value in this comment other than I'm drunk and this was the comment I needed back then.

why even live then? oh yeah that's right because i fucking enjoy it, but that doesn't mean it doesnt suck example- depression,loneliness,phobia,fear,sadness but am i going to kill myself over it? maybe, but that still doesn't make it okay.

SGT Dingle Berry2 votes

Needs paragraphs, I nearly went cross eyed trying to read that :(

But from I did read then you should quit, take a break or do what I do and just play the F out of everything and stop worrying so much about winning and losing.

Kilanost1 votes

It wouldn't be nearly as...ranty.. if it had structure. I think its a good artistic choice.

Sweet Butt1 votes

good autistic* choice

HartzKommander2 votes

I just had the same bloody bug. I didn't push anything but I was kicked back to lobby and am now temp banned. Brilliant.

Kilanost1 votes

A rant doesn't feel good unless someone sees it. Just letting you know its been seen. Feel better? lol

FioraWillCarry1 votes

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A rant doesn't feel good unless someone sees it. Just letting you know its been seen. Feel better? lol

What has been seen cannot be unseen. I nearly got a stroke reading that wall of text. Don't they teach people about paragraphs in school anymore ?

Revananites1 votes

didnt actually think anyone would read this to be honest and i wasnt concerned about paragraphs considering i didnt think anyone would read it.

xevi1 votes

/mute <insertplayername>

GULAG 4 U1 votes

just don't play the game then

ºDonald Trumpº1 votes

You suck I hope you quit this game alrdy

Toxicate132 votes

Your name almost gave me as much cancer as this game

FusionGamerxX1 votes

i wasted 20 minutes reading this shitty post cause all the stuff is possible but you can leave a game at least once and nothing will happen but if you leave multible times in future games you will the a low priority queue or worse

SuperSaiyanShifu1 votes

i also hate this fcking game got a permaban for being toxic right? well no shit if my teammates are this bad

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