Why can we ignite 
??
He's literally on fire!
Why can 
block 
Q? It's not even a projectile, also goes on the ground..
Why can 
blind 
?
He's actually blind..
Why can 
buy boots if he has no legs?
Why 
does damage to ?
AND WHY ALL MARKSMEN (RANGED CHAMPS) USE 
?? They throw swords each auto atack?
Do you have any?
Why is 
's Shroud working against ? Ain't working much against a blind man.
Add 
and Pyke to the boots department : one is flying, and the other is literally swimming. Why would you use boots to swim and not flippers? (inb4 Riot makes a new boot item that works when people are in the river)
Also, why can we freeze 
?
How can 
gobble up things like Baron in one go? Thing's larger than him even when he's ultra fed.
How is 
's steed even restoring itself? I mean you get rekt, you have to heal, take care of yourself, yada yada. Here, it's just Kled fighting and when timing's right, it'll just appear like the beating it just got was due a year ago.
Also, how's lifestealing even working? I mean, it may be blood, but, unlike 
, they don't all drink blood and they maybe are not compatible with it? Guess I'll just go with "it's magic, bruh".
But I may enlighten you with one of your questions, particularly this one :
AND WHY ALL MARKSMEN (RANGED CHAMPS) USE
My answer is... This.
