Scientific Fact: Flaming at your JG makes them want to gank more

I started muting all my laners. Remarkably, I climbed to Challenjour from Wood V in a week.

I gank more, under their tower

It is also proven that the best times to gank a lane are when your jungler is still doing their first buff, or contesting an objective on the other side of the map.

I always gank more when i'm being flamed, they say, you're gay you're a bad jungler and I say "Challenge Accepted" and come to gank the minions out of their lane, 100% successful gank, all the time, everytime.

Flaming the enemy jungler just makes them gank more.

It actually makes me get up and walk to the kitchen and get a bowl of cereal.

Maybe I'm just weird.

A similar phenomenon to when you tell someone to CS better or to aim better.

Scientific fact: Being passive aggressive towards your teammates because they hurt your feelings thus making you stop making optimal plays because "he said something mean about me" is the Gold/Bronze/Silver thing to do. Gank when lanes need to be ganked, don't stop ganking because the laner is a douche and you will win more games.

Scientific Fact: Dying at level one and constantly pinging help makes this strategy It's super effective.

I've heard that pushing without defensive wards is also very beneficial to the cause.

I will gank more, just not where they want me to gank

flame jungler and asks for blue

They also like when you up and decide not to leash them.

. . .

Fuck that Darius.

Scientific fact: refusing to jungle because you have glass bones and paper skin is a form of assisting the enemy.