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LET ME POINT OUT EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THIS GAME

royal Joker 1··2 votes·1,504 views

  1. Why does Lux ult hit me when I am 40 teemos (2cm) away from it?

  2. Morgana Q has a hitbox of 100 teemos.

  3. item 3814 wtf is this? A spell shield, ms boost, arpen, ad, and mr?

  4. Jhin is broken OP and if you don't agree then you must be borderline retarded.

  5. So back in the days we had a champion called Udyr, who had no gapcloser and could only gank by walking up to you really quickly. Nowadays, we have a better version of him, namely Quinn, who does the exact same thing except she's ranged, has a mini stun, a blind, surround vision AND runs in at 3 times the speed.

  6. Why is Khazix allowed to jump around and insta delete champions, reset, and go invisible multiple times...? Is he supposed to be a better version of Rengar because we reworked him for a reason.

  7. Speaking of which, why did Riot rework so many champions that were okay? Rengar was fun, not anymore. Shen was fun, now wtf does he even do with his sword thing just dangling around and some random aa cancel aoe?? Then there's Yorick who just uses his prison spell with ult. You just get raped by his summon while trying to aa your way out. I still don't know what Warwick does. He will be missed.

  8. Damage of these champions are simply retarded: Zyra, Jhin, Khazix, Brand, Ziggs, Graves, Malzahar

  9. Yasuo is broken OP and if you don't agree then you are just bad.

  10. Speaking of Graves, I swear he was fine like a few seasons ago. Now he just smashes everything that he sees.

  11. Why did you nerf CotC so hard????? It wasn't even that good before now it's just worthless.

  12. How can you possibly give Malzahar a spell shield as a default passive... just... wow...

  13. Who designed this champion Kled? Like why would you make a champ like that who can run at the speed of 21 light years meanwhile be immune to burst because he needs to get off his high horse... wtf...

  14. Hi, I'm Aurelion Sol. I have mundo W as my passive except it doesn't cost me any hp, deals massive damage, can change rotation radius, and bring a galactic stun dish that is the size of your screen so you can't dodge it.

  15. Brand is the definition of press R to win.

  16. Why would you make first tower give more gold? Such an absurd mechanic in the game to make strong stronger and weak weaker.

  17. Every single item has cdr. It used to be a choice but now you just get it when you do your normal build, which is already predefined because really every champions has like at maximum 3 viable builds. Oh look, mage rushes morello and that assassin got Youmuu, what a f'king surprise.

  18. "Living jungle" lol... plants... sigh...

  19. Rift herald can only be taken when the enemy is down 3 nexus.

  20. If you took the elder dragon you probably could've won the game already.

  21. Jungle sustain is op.

  22. And every year, you have to forget everything you know about the game and relearn if you want to play jungle.

  23. Everyone is just playing long ranged poke bs. It's not even poke. Every spell hits like a truck. Might as well bring back the spear Nidalee.

  24. Ranked is so full of retards it's not even funny. You'd at least hope to have a team with the decency to try and win games but nope.

  25. Veigar. Nuf said.

  26. Darius damage plus sustain is NOT okay. Get perspective. 1k+ true damage. Remind me why we reworked Rengar again.

  27. There are so many champions that annoy the enemy team than be useful. Like Ivern, Singed, Yi, or Teemo who are simply cancerous.

  28. Fizz fish hitbox did not need 20 more teemos.

  29. Then there's Garen, who can build full damage and instantly delete anyone in his path (0.5 seconds squishies, 2 seconds tanks).

  30. There are too many items that just make me shake my head... they're so stupid... where do I even begin.

  31. All champions can run at the speed of light now.

29 Comments

JavelinJoe2 votes

If you think Jhin is broken OP then

you must be borderline retarded

because he is very balanced. Lethality is what gives him his increased power right now. Not his kit or scaling.

So back in the days we had a champion called Udyr, who had no gapcloser and could only gank by walking up to you really quickly. Nowadays, we have a better version of him, namely Quinn...

Comparing Quinn to Udyr is dumb. They are not even close to being the same champion in any way.

Damage of these champions are simply retarded: Zyra, Jhin, Khazix, Brand, Ziggs, Graves, Malzahar

That is why they are considered "damage dealers". You have listed an assassin, an ADC, and a few AP burst mages, a burst AD, and an AOE based support mage meant to deal a lot of damage and be able to control and area. All of them are fine. None of them really need any major buffs or nerfs besides maybe, maybe Kha'Zix, but that might not be his fault.

Why did you nerf CotC so hard?

Because it was very broken and far too reliable in fights where the same champion could pop it 2+ times making you essentially have to kill them twice or wait out the shields.

How can you possibly give Malzahar a spell shield as a default passive

He is slow AF and while most of his damage is tied to his E and W, his ult is crucial to his kit and can easily be interrupted since it is very obvious when he uses it. His ult also has a pretty short range so he cant ult from a distance.

Darius damage plus sustain is NOT okay. Get perspective. 1k+ true damage

Needs to get all 5 stacks for true damage to even be applied.

And every year, you have to forget everything you know about the game and relearn if you want to play jungle.

Duh, its kinda their point. They don't want their game stagnating so they mass update something about the game, usually involving the jungle/map once or twice per year.

There are so many champions that annoy the enemy team than be useful. Like Ivern, Singed, Yi, or Teemo who are simply cancerous.

Just because they have an unconventional play style or snowball pretty hard, does not make them "cancerous" all of them have very strong weaknesses. For example. Ivern deals shit damage.

There are too many items that just make me shake my head... they're so stupid... where do I even begin.

Idk since you never did say which ones, so apparently there are no "stupid items".

Ranked is so full of retards it's not even funny. You'd at least hope to have a team with the decency to try and win games but nope.

Maybe start playing more consistent champion and roles. You also die a shit ton in many of your games. You are gold, you should not have double digit deaths unless the game runs very long (over an hour). Try for a 1 death per 10 minutes ratio (6 per hour). Many times it is not entirely our teams fault and in your case it seems like mostly yours since you feed a lot (yes you can still feed with a high kill count). Also, do you not own any damage runes? You should have tier 3 of both 9 AD marks and 9 AP glyphs at least, same with 3 of both AD and AP quints.

Who designed this champion Kled? Like why would you make a champ like that who can run at the speed of 21 light years meanwhile be immune to burst because he needs to get off his high horse... wtf...

Being immune to burst is kinda the point of why his was not made to be a squishy champion. He is melee and has THE lowest movement speed when off of Skaarl, not to mention very long cooldowns and only 2 abilities, one of which is a passive.

Rift herald can only be taken when the enemy is down 3 nexus.

Nope, take it whenever (pre 20 minutes) since in most games, no one even thinks to look there or take it. Also, there is only 1 nexus per team but I will assume this was just an exaggeration.

Why would you make first tower give more gold?

Getting lowered next patch (7.4)

Speaking of which, why did Riot rework so many champions that were okay? Rengar was fun, not anymore. Shen was fun, now wtf does he even do with his sword thing just dangling around and some random aa cancel aoe?? Then there's Yorick who just uses his prison spell with ult. You just get raped by his summon while trying to aa your way out. I still don't know what Warwick does. He will be missed.

Did you just come back after a few months of a league break? Also, Shen was reworked a very long time ago, and both Rengar and Warwick are super strong right now. Yorick is usually never even played still.

Hi, I'm Aurelion Sol. I have mundo W as my passive except it doesn't cost me any hp, deals massive damage, can change rotation radius, and bring a galactic stun dish that is the size of your screen so you can't dodge it.

Hi, I'm Aurelion Sol. I have no way to deal with any melee champions inside my passive's radius. I'm super squishy, and cant reactivate my Q immediately like Anivia can to self peel. My passive does not get hidden by FoW if I am in brush. and my only defense is my ult which is iffy at best when it comes for peeling off threats.

Seriously, almost all of what you are saying is "wrong" with the game is NOT an actual issue. If anything, they seem more like personal annoyances. The biggest issue right now is how lethality based items are way to powerful, offer a lot of extra utility, and are pretty gold efficient that most players opt for them over more conventional builds. Point 3 was ok and they are looking into it I believe.

royal Joker 11 votes

just shows how noob you are

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

What a constructive response.

royal Joker 11 votes

{quoted}

What a constructive response.

gotta be considerate of their brain capacity

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

You forgot to add that Kat is an agile assassin who still has 340 instead of 355 ms

Ralanr2 votes

Talon: I would kill for 340 MS.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

I would kill for the ability to kill my enemy from 100% HP with half an item from level 3+ to have 0 CD jump over walls which hardly costs anything and an invisibility that deals massive damage while giving mega speed boost.

Plus Katarina is literally 30 kilograms lighter, so she has what to support to movement speed.

Excuse forgot the activate item for tons of MS plus the 100 items with passive movement speed allowing Talon to go to 500 MS without issues while KAta is stuck with 435 with MS quints + Echo + Boots T2

Ralanr2 votes
  1. Lethality is broken right now.
  2. Talon is early while Katarina is more mid to late. She snowballs too hard to be reliable early.
  3. Talon's cooldown is wall based so he can't use the same path twice in quick succession.
  4. If speed was based on character weight then all yordles would be like 355 and Janna's would be 360.
  5. It was a joke.
zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

Janna does have best movement speed ingame without items... Yoridles are literally half of Katarina's size and are not agile skinny assassins who spent their life in combat training... so Yorlde's should be around 310 (the once who walk) There's 1000 walls in the jungle, so Talon literally has no issue with that.

Using the "Lethality is broken" excuse is lame, as a majority of people are abusing it and call it balanced nd everyone else been "noob" for losing to them.

Katarina is no mid/late game champion. Zed/Talon can OS literally since second 1 to second 100000.

Katarina is currently good early game as her base stats early on are high enough to let her to survive a bit longer and her damage is pretty high, because she has 5 spells at level 3, if you count each dropped blade as a spell. while mid/late game she just dies so fast that she cannot pick a blade in the time she has...

1 Ha ha, so funny...

Ralanr2 votes

Janna's base MS is 335 and her passive only effects allies.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

Tell that to her W.

Ralanr2 votes

Base MS. If we were counting abilities, then you can't ignore your knife bonus MS.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

My knife is 0.5 seconds. Janna is until she clicks W. TYVM. So it's pretty much base. Katarina should still have 350 or 355... Otherwise mid game 99% of the champions that are suppose to be slower just outrun her and she's just pointless to exist in the game... Especially ADCs who just go like "Lel I'm an adc I got 420-30 MS, idc about your runes lelelle"... And I make 435 with Tier 3 MS quints...

Ralanr2 votes

It's also an ability that has no mana cost and is effected by resets. Add in all the mobility Katarina gets, 340 is pretty nice.

And it isn't base if you're using an outside ability to amp it up. Janna's base MS is 335, but should be higher if judged by champion size and weight (thankfully riot isn't too serious on such an idea because that's really dumb).

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

Janna is lazy and isn't half as athletic as Katarina, so no. She shouldn't have higher. And you're just trying to make up reasons to reply to me. Glad that you like me, but I don't actually see a way this to continue. My heart is already taken by a crimson death bringer.

Ralanr2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitty Katarina,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5uO01Ege,comment-id=00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-02-22T21:38:37.483+0000)

Janna is lazy and isn't half as athletic as Katarina, so no. She shouldn't have higher. And you're just trying to make up reasons to reply to me. Glad that you like me, but I don't actually see a way this to continue. My heart is already taken by a crimson death bringer.

Janna is literally the wind. Katarina can't outrun that.

K. Bye.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

She literally isn't. And Kata can.

Cyas

Ralanr2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitty Katarina,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5uO01Ege,comment-id=0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-02-22T21:42:20.363+0000)

She literally isn't. And Kata can.

Cyas

http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/champion/janna/

Yes she is in canon.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

Lore that gets reworked, isn't canon or legit proof. Because tomorrow she might be a donkey, because why not.

Ralanr2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitty Katarina,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5uO01Ege,comment-id=00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001,timestamp=2017-02-22T21:45:37.238+0000)

Lore that gets reworked, isn't canon or legit proof. Because tomorrow she might be a donkey, because why not.

Except it is canon. As will Katarina's new lore when it happens.

By that logic, Katarina could be a fat lazy slob the next day.

But go ahead and ignore canon. The lore doesn't exactly help your argument anyway.

The Crimson death bringer is slow as fuck if you're still responding.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

Sad little men is what you are.

Joxcab1 votes

You are bad at the game.

royal Joker 11 votes

{quoted}

You are bad at the game.

trash

JavelinJoe1 votes

Glad to see you agree

royal Joker 11 votes

{quoted}

Glad to see you agree

? dumbass

Catastrop1 votes

[{quoted}](name=royal Joker 1,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5uO01Ege,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-02-22T18:33:07.827+0000)

  1. Rift herald can only be taken when the enemy is down 3 nexus.

Wat.

This entire thread is just "I need to l2p but I want to cry instead" with a few valid points here and there.

royal Joker 11 votes

{quoted}

Wat.

This entire thread is just "I need to l2p but I want to cry instead" with a few valid points here and there.

yeah you really need to l2p.

sobi9991 votes

Just take your anger out on teemo. Poor baby.

royal Joker 11 votes

{quoted}

Just take your anger out on teemo. Poor baby.

read my last comment that's what u r

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