Minions live to block me, not block for me.
Man they get in your way SO hard. Moving? Friendly Minions block you. Skillshotting, Enemy minions getting in your way (but that's their job so good on them). But JESUS why are friendly minions just so intent on being unfriendly towards you.
Maybe if friendly minions weren't such dicks.... then they would... I dunno be friendly... I'm out of jokes.