Minions live to block me, not block for me.

Souijinn·10/3/2015, 5:32:47 AM·2 votes·581 views

Man they get in your way SO hard. Moving? Friendly Minions block you. Skillshotting, Enemy minions getting in your way (but that's their job so good on them). But JESUS why are friendly minions just so intent on being unfriendly towards you.

Maybe if friendly minions weren't such dicks.... then they would... I dunno be friendly... I'm out of jokes.

4 Comments

Environmentalist10/3/2015, 5:39:47 AM4 votes

I hate when you're trying to farm early game and you're like "fuck yeah i got this i'm getting every single one", and then all of your minions decide to change target all at the same time and burst the enemy cannon minion down instantly. Like, thanks you twats, thought you were on my side.

ZT Xperimentor10/3/2015, 6:17:45 AM1 votes

Yeah . . . fully stacked chogath is near impossible to get down the lane without seizuring, because the little runts constantly trip his hitbox. Looks funny, but makes it a nuisance when trying to get somewhere in a hurry. On the flip-side, home-guard boots with a phantom dancer gives him the same look with none of the annoyance.