Here's another post where you ask questions about stuff I've seen on, and I'll answer 100% correct

So the other day, RiotRepertoir began a thread with a kind and respectable goal; to answer the many questions of the Smite community, such as questions about the Taric update, ... yeah, I'm sure there was some other questions. Anyways, what he said couldn't have been more wrong. It was shocking, really. If you are curious why your question hasn't been answered in his thread, that is because we fired him as soon as another employee caught whiff of the thread. We didn't ban his account, we just changed his rank to the honorary "cardboard 5" position. You can tell you are playing a game with him when you see his summoner icon, which, incase you are curious, is a UPS truck.

Anyways, I digress. Once Repetoir was caught and promptly sent to prison. Rito got all of their employees together, and we played a game of

"WHEEL

OF

MISS FORTUNE"

Basically, everyone gets a knife, and the first person not to kill the ginger cosplayer tied to the spinning wheel gets to answer the questions of the Hearthstone community.

Even though I was near the back of the line, I got lucky. Since no one else wanted to talk to a whole bunch of 12 year olds, all I had to do is wait through a "couple" throws and a "couple" "accidental" manslaughters. I'm glad I did, too. Even though you all are complete and utter trash, I have huge respect for the DOTA community and their money

Anyways, I'm here now to 100 percent accurately answer any of your questions related to how I mop the floors of Rito's bathrooms so well, and then half ass anything else you shoot my way.

Maybe you curious about the Taric update? Ask away. You want to know why we are completely reworking Vel'koz (Sion won't have anything on this). Then please, ask. It doesn't even have to do with LOL. Why did (spoilers ahead) Will Smith not go into the vent with those two survivors at the end of I Am Legend? You want me to tell you why The Great Khali is the greatest technical wrestler WWE has ever seen? Do you want to know exactly how Donald Trump will make America great again? Do you not give two shits about any of these questions? Then ask your own, and I will answer anything you Heroes of the Stormers have to ask me for as long as I care about keeping up with this threaf