If darius was a joker

He would be hilarius

If he and draven used the same toys as children, he'd be Sharius

If he was both a fee, and the fun event you had to pay the fee for, he'd be Faireius

If he was a pussy, he would have to grow a pairius

If his clothes ripped, he would have a tearius

Originally, the white lightning-controlling beast and the axe wielding executioner were suppose to be the same character, know as volibearius

If darius wanted to have a polygamist relationship with me if I was a girl, along with my sister, he would have to Marryus

If he was both a challenge and an extreme popular song from the pop/rap band Gorrilaz, he would be dareius

If i were to hire 3 men to capture darius, brutally and slowly beat him until he draws his last breath, and was cooked so that he was still a little pink on the inside to preserve some of his delicious meats, but not enough to be too dangerous to anyone who wishes to have a pork loin, he would be cooked to medium-rarerius

If darius was gay, he'd be a homosexual

That's all from me folks. I could go all day, but I love to hear from you guys