Matchmaking helps you think ways to kill yourself

So nice i had a 4 day off (W.E included)so it would be great to climb the ladder(nice joke btw)but all i got in shit on my face both flex and solo q...anything i mean ANYTHING POSSIBLE will happen so i just dont win one single FREAKING GAME,MY JUNGLERS NEVER COME TOP UNLESS IM DEAD AND THEY ARE READY TO GIVE MY ENEMY LANER ANOTHER FREE KILL!Much more i want to describe but most of you have experienced those too,needless to say platinum elo is simply aids