Who should a wood tier play?
Which champions would you recommend for a low APM moron with not an ounce of korean DNA in him?
...asking for a friend.
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Top - Garen, Tryndamere, Maokai Jungle - Warwick Mid - Annie, Morgana Adc - Ashe, Sivir Supp - Basically any, but learn to use active items and warding positions.
Just some ideas, but there are more :)
Any spot except ADC.. unless you think a player like that could manage the ADC role, in which case ADC suggestions would also be welcome. Basically this...friend..of mine, just wants to have some success and get these 16 year old jackholes to quit critiquing him in EVERY MATCH. Doesnt matter what role he plays in.
In what lane?
My suggestion for each role: Personal experience: In season 7 i finished B2 so I know how bad people can play.
--> players wont know how to end early and so sion will become unkillable
--> Q heal and true damage makes clearing incredibly easy. Ganks are as simple as hit them with a snowball then use everything on em
-> similar to sion but instead of being unkillable, veigar can one hit people.
-> Safest ADC by far. Her net is perfect for escaping and q/r are simple to use. Her traps can be a slight trouble but in general can be used to some effect even accidentally.
-> 3 point and click abilities, q is simple skill shot to land.
Support: Yuumi or Alistar; both dont need high mechanical execution except maybe Alistar's WQ combo, and both dont need to be active in lane as Alistar can heal the ADC as they farm and Yuumi just sticks to the ADC.
ADC: Sivir and Ashe are both pretty straightforward and don't require mechanical nuance.
Mid: Malzahar; the most mechanically advanced thing you'll do is powering up W with Q and E. Only issue is mana early on, but getting to 1300 gold for Lost Chapter helps. Also Talon for similar reasons (combo is QW auto) but you want to gank and kill instead of push and farm.
Jungle: None; saying this as while jungle can be a fairly micro-lax role depending on the champion, it also one where the macro is more important.
Top: Garen, Mundo, Renekton, Nasus, ... honestly a lot of top champions could be considered mechaniclly simple.
*Renekton is mentioned due to having sustain, mobility, CC, and a fairly simple yet useful ult.
**Nasus is mentioned due to relying on his point and click Q; although his late game is dependent on his early game macro in terms of wave control, his micro is pretty simple.
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