I Just don't GET IT.

Why the FUQUE you raised aiming time of Teemo's shrooms? I fuqueing can't use them now 1vs1 on lane when it comes to duels. I CAN'T! They are fuqueing USELESS now. I SOMEWHAT understand why you nerfed their duration not giving ANYTHING in return. I just don't get WHY. THE. FUQUE. YOU. ADD. THOSE FUQUEING 0.5 seconds on their AIM TIME? WHY? WHAT PURPOSE THIS IS DONE FOR? People just IGNORING THEM. They just passing FUQUEING through them and shrooms doesn't do ANYTHING. All champions just KILLING ME by the time that SHITTY ULTIMATE turning on. FUQUE! The fuqueing whole time I played since your INCREDIBLY SMART rework of Teemo's gameplay - I literally used shroom-bounce THREE TIMES! And it was done ONLY cause I was BORED and didn't know what to do while we waited for teamfight. WHAT PURPOSE THIS BOUNCE IS DONE FOR? The whole FUQUEING time since I played from that AWESOME DO NOT STEAL™ BALANCE of Teemo, I couldn't place shroom in duel so my opponent would STEP ON IT and trigger it. He just FUQUEING ROLL AROUND IT, KILLING ME AND LALALA FUQUEING AWAY. Who is responsible for this SHITTY balance/FUN DESIGN™ of yours? I SPIT ON YOUR FACE! I NEVER WAS SO PISSED FOR FUQUING FIVE YEARS OF PLAYING as TEEMO. No matter what shit you were throwing at him. BUT NOW I CAN'T stand it. You COMPLETELY garbaged him. How AM I suppose to play ZERO-escapability champion with LONG FUCKING AIM TIME on his ULTIMATE (which is now more like his REGULAR ABILITY than an Ultimate) against your FUQUEING META when everyone have stuns, roots, jumps, shields and all other shit that can just EASILY ruin Teemo game. OH WAIT. LET'S JUST NOT REMEMBER ABOUT FUCKING FREE ITEM THAT COMPLETELY TURNING ULTIMATE OF THIS CHAMP OFF!

I know you will ignore this thread and not answer and I know I will be downvoted. I don't care. I'm pissed and this is the FUQUEING only place where I can release this shit from my back.

Teemo fucqueing STRONK WHAT DO. Better nerf Irelia.