Make Bard again!

I want bard to focus more on amplifying others damage while grantitng boat loads of utility. His Heals should do more because he is the wandering care taker, rather it be just some stupid speed boost you don't max until late game. How about instead of his meeps only doing damage and slows, reduce the damage on the meeps and add a resistance lowering debuff on them so that other can do more damage to whoever bard's meeps strike. His q stun is great and all but I feel that his stun should be maxed last because I want bard to be all ulility and heals so that he amplifies everyone on the team, his damage should be minimal in my opinion. How about add resistances to whoever walks on bards shrine for a short period of time, and if fully charged, there is this regeneration after affect that heals for a decent amount. In doing bard roams don't have to just be for killing the enemy lane opponent, but instead be one to heal the ally in that lane! It would add so much more versatility to bars which would make him that much more stronger. If he is too strong, nerf his damage, I mean he is the WANDERING CARETAKER. Caretakers don't t do damage! Also look at him. This guy is adorable! Please riot someone hear me out on this!!