These are two real examples of players I have seen in Bronze 5 while spectating my horribly bad friend play league.
Riven players with no masteries. Annie player with literally 3 runes. 1 gold generation seal, one ap seal, and one ad quint.
What kind of mythical creatures have you seen in Bronze 5? This is important work we are doing to build a bestiary of the dregs of our community. Please contribute.
Paladin 0f Life2 votesLol once played in a wood league game where nasus just ulted down mid tried to hit tower and died. 8 times in a row
Dukues1 votesdamnit man I tried to get an alt account in bronze 5 but game didn't let me (got B3) :((. I have often wondered what mystical creatures lurk there.
Maximum Morde1 votesdamnit man I tried to get an alt account in bronze 5 but game didn't let me (got B3) :((. I have often wondered what mystical creatures lurk there.
Just go to the team recruitment section on boards, lookup the bronze posters and then check their match histories for bronze 5 stuff. Then add them to your friends list and spectate for good times.
Dukues1 votes[{quoted}](name=Maximum Morde,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=0chYkdEL,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2016-02-16T15:11:57.489+0000)
Just go to the team recruitment section on boards, lookup the bronze posters and then check their match histories for bronze 5 stuff. Then add them to your friends list and spectate for good times.
Brilliant!
Sire Hippington1 votesanother option: http://www.twitch.tv/saltyteemo, lowest elo b5 stream just saw the most mythical thing ever there - a karthus with 0 deaths in a 30min game - and he was NOT afk!
DorkunedAuras1 votesplaying karthus wrong
In order to play karthus, you have to die at least 19 times each game. Full suicide karthus.
Paladin 0f Life1 votesyou have to try to get b5
Hardstuck G41 votesI wasn't there for long (when I started playing I left).
HOWEVER, an AP Yasuo who rushed 
versus 
.
Next, an Annie who said that Gragas mid had no counterplay.
Third, a Vladimir who rushed 
and said it gave him more sustain than 
warpenguin5551 votesnot in bronze 5, but definitely b3 or lower. I 1st picked gnar and a guy 1st times singed into it. this was ranked...
Celeste Benal1 votesMr Potatohead as support.
AWildAPKalista1 votesI saw someone lock in Sona support and then complain that they were confused why they can't get out of bronze 5. They said they main Sona and she's apparently a "broken" champ.
I nearly died laughing.
The Whamboozler1 votesSomething that seems to come up a lot in B5 is what I like to call the "Potluck" rune build. Just toss one of everything in there and use the page for everything! Surely your midlane Yi build cannot be defeated when he has one of every rune on his page!
And the flashes.... MY GOD the flashes. Flashing under tower to dive a full health enemy then forgetting to right click them first so you just sorta stand there and die to tower. Flashing during a chase but AFTER you've gotten a kill (Victory flash FTW). I once saw a player panic flash away from his own jungler because he thought it was a gank by the enemy. Priceless.
Duke Anax1 votesI have to admit I did that last one once, recently even.
I also dodge allied skillshots sometimes. -,-
Sire Hippington1 votesYea, i think most players flashed or atleast doged an allied skillshot at some point...i did for sure, never trust a lux!
Sire Hippington1 voteswell, in higher elos you can find mythical creatures aswell, like the nashor's Veigar - in dominion where he can't even farm ap or an 1/11 kog with huricane into rapidfire....or a teemo with hat, voidstaff and ...wait for it... Death's Dance!
Catastrop1 votesPeople who still play Master Yi as a toplaner.